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by JerseyJohnny
Wed Jan 24, 2007 3:04 am
Forum: Bree Chat
Topic: Career Suggestions for Bree
Replies: 60
Views: 7350

I know a great job for you, Bree, and you already have most of what you need for it. What you need is a computer, cam, and just yourself, and what you do is set up a website advertising yourself. Then, you also send spam e-mails to advertise yourself.

Now the harder part - you have to appear live ...
by JerseyJohnny
Tue Jan 23, 2007 6:05 pm
Forum: Plot Discussion
Topic: My theory on the ceremony...
Replies: 16
Views: 1210

I think she's just joking. It mostly sounds plausible, except for the part about putting chlorine in the water to "pollute" it, because everyone knows that chlorine is used to make water clean, not to pollute it. That's why we can drink swimming pool water even when we're swimming in it.

Priestess ...
by JerseyJohnny
Tue Jan 23, 2007 3:52 pm
Forum: Beast Chat
Topic: Oh my, Danielbeast
Replies: 17
Views: 2171

Killthesmiley wrote:

OMG THAT SEEMED SERIOUS!!!

HOLY CRAP

did you just post a serious post??????????



are you sick??
As such is the mystery of JerseyJohnny...
by JerseyJohnny
Tue Jan 23, 2007 3:50 pm
Forum: Beast Chat
Topic: Daniel, don't be clingy - be a MAN
Replies: 2
Views: 763

Daniel, don't be clingy - be a MAN

Bree was a nice girl when you met her, but she's becoming more of a WOMAN now, and you were a nice boy, but now she's looking for more of a MAN. Don't be so clingy and don't put her on a pedestal. You already have seen that some slut from a bowling alley who will go home with you when you're ...
by JerseyJohnny
Tue Jan 23, 2007 3:47 pm
Forum: Beast Chat
Topic: Daniel, Bree would benefit from direct confrontation.
Replies: 4
Views: 744

Don't confront Bree, Daniel, she's way too immature to handle that. Go out and pick up another hot chick (or the same one at the bowling alley) and don't get quite so trashed this time. Then bring her back and take her into your room, but make enough noise that Bree wakes up and crawls out of her ...
by JerseyJohnny
Tue Jan 23, 2007 3:42 pm
Forum: Beast Chat
Topic: Oh my, Danielbeast
Replies: 17
Views: 2171

Everyone's just shocked because although Daniel is acting like a pretty normal teenage guy NOW, for most of this series he was the dorky nerd neighbor of Bree, the nerd who didn't have any friends at school and had no chance with other girls so he did all he could to pick up on the weird ...
by JerseyJohnny
Tue Jan 23, 2007 3:37 pm
Forum: Bree Chat
Topic: Regarding Growing Up
Replies: 30
Views: 2694

This is so ridiculous. Seriously, real world reality check.

OK, well, last time I saw "real world" (it's been a while) the reality was there were two black guys, a gay white Baptist guy, a slutty ex-Raider girl, a dimwit annoying college girl, an ugly dave-matthews-esque white guy, and a ...
by JerseyJohnny
Tue Jan 23, 2007 3:33 pm
Forum: Bree Chat
Topic: Career Suggestions for Bree
Replies: 60
Views: 7350

Bree, you can replace Kerry Pickler, the American Idol girl who was guest hosting on the View and be one of the new members of "The View". Of course, you have to sleep with Rosie O'Donnell to get (and keep) the job, but let's face it, you don't have many other skills. Of course, Rosie O'Donnell is ...
by JerseyJohnny
Tue Jan 23, 2007 3:28 pm
Forum: Bree Chat
Topic: Now that a Big Budget Hollywood film is parodying you...
Replies: 6
Views: 933

OMG It's going to be in Epic Movie??!! No WAY!

autumneternal I love your avatar! I just finished watching the entire FMA series a few weeks ago XD

no its not going to be in epic movie, they are just doing it as promotion.

That was great! I can just hear those Hollywood Bigshot Producers ...
by JerseyJohnny
Tue Jan 23, 2007 3:19 pm
Forum: Bree Chat
Topic: Hey Bree, some heartfelt advice...
Replies: 6
Views: 847

Hey Bree, some heartfelt advice...

I noticed in your video that you're very concerned that you're not "grown up" because you're spending your time with a couple of males who are around the same age as you. But let me give you some advice - most girls your age do hang out with guys who are around the same age as them. What you ...
by JerseyJohnny
Tue Jan 23, 2007 3:06 pm
Forum: The Videos
Topic: 0118 "Truth or Dare" [01/19/07]
Replies: 300
Views: 27699

come on guys they are not in canada.

geez it spreads like wild fire! :shock:

Of course they're not in Canada. If they were, I'm sure the Creators would be taking advantage of all the stereotypes, and they'd be trapped by a blizzard in the mansion with only maple syrup to survive on... and every ...
by JerseyJohnny
Mon Jan 22, 2007 5:19 pm
Forum: Plot Discussion
Topic: DANIEL is a ROBOT!!!
Replies: 7
Views: 872

DANIEL is a ROBOT!!!

That's my new theory...

First, Daniel gives up and goes home, home to where the Order has already put a camera in his room. Then one day he ALL OF A SUDDEN changes his mind and goes to be with Bree? Yeah RIGHT.

I think when Daniel went home the Order caught him and put his head on a robot body and ...
by JerseyJohnny
Mon Jan 22, 2007 4:53 pm
Forum: The Videos
Topic: 0119 "Hungover" [01/22/07]
Replies: 159
Views: 14617

My guess is this:

When OpAphid or the Order finds Daniel's ID, they will discover two things.

(1) It is a REAL ID, not a fake one.
(2) Daniel is really older than he's said.
(3) Daniel has a secret identity and he has been living under an alias.


i like the way you think!!

So do I!

In fact ...
by JerseyJohnny
Mon Jan 22, 2007 4:48 pm
Forum: Plot Discussion
Topic: Pins and Pints
Replies: 21
Views: 1880

lol pins and pints is were daniel got drunk

REALLY!!!??? :shock: :shock: :shock: OMGZERS!!!


OK.. we KNOW that... We don't understand the post about the movie and the stayiong with the beast and the pins and pints...

Get me?... :lol:

The movie connection is that "Pins and Pints" is a veiled ...
by JerseyJohnny
Mon Jan 22, 2007 4:41 pm
Forum: Plot Discussion
Topic: Plot on hold
Replies: 53
Views: 3728

Plot put on hold? For the "bowling alley chick"??? Nawww, couldn't be...

Come on, get real - the BIG STAR from American Idol has deigned to appear on LG15, you can't let some silly little plot of the entire LG15 series get in the way of that! I mean, what's more important, the story or the BIG STAR ...