DANIEL is a ROBOT!!!

JerseyJohnny · Post by **JerseyJohnny** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 5:19 pm

That's my new theory...

First, Daniel gives up and goes home, home to where the Order has already put a camera in his room. Then one day he ALL OF A SUDDEN changes his mind and goes to be with Bree? Yeah RIGHT.

I think when Daniel went home the Order caught him and put his head on a robot body and implanted a microchip in his brain with which they can control him. Then he goes back and tries to IMPREGNATE Bree with the demon seed that she was supposed to get at the ceremony, where they were going to sacrifice her "purity" to Baeealzabub. The REAL Daniel would never "gush" over kissing Bree - remember he kissed her at the pool in the woods in the "swimming" video? Or sometime around the time of that video, I don't remember - but Bree did a video about how they already kissed, so it's not like it would be a big deal that he'd gush over it at this point. In fact, when they kissed before, Daniel was very distant and aloof afterwards, because Bree kisses like a dead fish, which Jonah confirmed.

Anyways, remember they were on the run and for Thanksgiving dinner they had like Cheez n Crackers and ho-ho's and soda? The REAL Daniel doesn't know how to COOK!!! But ROBOT Daniel does! He's programmed to know what a Cornish game hen is and how to even cook it. Then, on top of it all Daniel never got drunk before.

Which leads me to the other part of this theory - KATHERINE MCPHEE IS A WATCHER!!!

What did she do back at Jonah's house? She WATCHED everything, she made comments about "strapping young men" (like they would have strapped Bree, a young woman, to a stone slab to sacrifice her "purity" to the Devil if the ceremony went through if it weren't for those meddling kids like Daniel and the LG15 fans screwing things up!) Then she gives CODE like Cassie (who we learned was also a member of "The Order") with her playing cards.

I think this is all coming together right before our eyes and I can't believe I'm the only one who has noticed that Daniel is a Robot. I have to give credit to Marbella though who DID notice that Daniel is not the real Daniel...but you have to think, how can that be? Only one way - he's a ROBOT!!!

When the great robot wars start, we will have no mercy on Daniel-bot.

itsreallyreal · Post by **itsreallyreal** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 5:45 pm

girlAnachronism · Post by **girlAnachronism** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:51 pm

Haha, you are too much.

made comments about "strapping young men" (like they would have strapped Bree, a young woman, to a stone slab to sacrifice her "purity" to the Devil if the ceremony went through if it weren't for those meddling kids like Daniel and the LG15 fans screwing things up!)

Priestess1. · Post by **Priestess1.** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 4:13 pm

You're my hero!

Sami · Post by **Sami** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 4:48 pm

lmao

She just watched EVERYTHING!

voyboy · Post by **voyboy** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:07 pm

everyone at work is looking at me and asking whats so funny. and im not about to try and explain it.

colbertnationgirl · Post by **colbertnationgirl** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:10 pm

ummm....i dont get it.

emerrs11 · Post by **emerrs11** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 1:31 am

okay we all know that OWEN is a robot. how other way could he be so cool?