My theory on the ceremony...

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My theory on the ceremony...

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My theory is that if Bree would have continued with the ceremony or give herself up now. At the ceremony, the priest would first test to see if she is truly a virgin, then he'd give her another :x test to see if she's worthy enough for their god and see if she gives him much pleasure in his presence (for the priest believes, as well as the followers, that their god is within him) if she is they would place her in a fine plain silk dress, place her a fine white marble table with many flowers arranged and they'd take the Holy Dagger and stab her with it sending her to their god and becomes his wife for a year or so, until the priest says the god is no longer happy with her. If she does not please the god or is found not a virgin, they tie her up attach a heavy stone to her and throw her in the pond for they must eliminate her for they have made a mistake in picking her. Then they pollute the water with chlorine (or go to the bathroom in it if they forgot it) so she doesn't even get a refreshing drink before she dies, since she is unworthy for their god, she is unworthy for even a drink. If she is a worthy bride for their god and after they go through the ceremony, they take her body to a shrine and remove the last girl sacrificed from the Holy Coffin and place her in a different room in the shrine where all the other girls that have been sacrificed are. They then place Bree in the Holy Coffin for she is their new goddess/queen. :x

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If she doesn't become the god's wife, then she is one of the girls that have been sacrificed to help the god create his wife. If the girl has many traits the god likes, :x he will notify the priest to take her and prepare her for sacrifice, so that his queen may have her traits. The god very well favored Bree intelligence, perkiness, and child-like personality that he's sure he'll never get tired of and he liked her eyes and eyebrows which he wants to create his wife's beauty. :x He needs alot of souls from the perfect girls to make his perfect wife! When she is sacrificed, her soul floats to the other souls of sacrificed girls and swirl around and form the shape of his queen, her body will look transparent until the god has reached a thousand girls!!!! :x
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:?: wtf
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Priestess...hun...


you have issues.
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:o Thank you!
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;D You can just call me insane or weird!
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This is trhe same poster that thought Bree should relax and forget about the Order!!!

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:o I didn't say relax and forget about the order, just do more with her life while watching out for the order and investigate and stuff. If she's gonna get a job, Daniel and Jonas can work at the same place as her and protect her. She can also look outside the house for information on the order. You can't depend on the internet for everything!
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Priestess1. wrote:Then they pollute the water with chlorine (or go to the bathroom in it if they forgot it) so she doesn't even get a refreshing drink before she dies, :x
Now thats just out of order. Virgin sacrifice is one thing but urinating in a pond? That crosses a line!

These Order types sicken me to my very core. :x
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Oz wrote:
Priestess1. wrote:Then they pollute the water with chlorine (or go to the bathroom in it if they forgot it) so she doesn't even get a refreshing drink before she dies, :x
Now thats just out of order. Virgin sacrifice is one thing but urinating in a pond? That crosses a line!

These Order types sicken me to my very core. :x
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I'd like to know how you came up with this "theory".
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silvermoon wrote:I'd like to know how you came up with this "theory".
:o Well, I looked up the small parts of her religion that has been revealed and it talks about a ceremony with a virgin and I immediately thought it must be a god that's like a jealous husband!
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I think she's just joking. It mostly sounds plausible, except for the part about putting chlorine in the water to "pollute" it, because everyone knows that chlorine is used to make water clean, not to pollute it. That's why we can drink swimming pool water even when we're swimming in it.

Priestess, it's fine if you want to joke, but I don't think you should make fun of Mormons the way you did...Bree isn't even Mormon, anyway.
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I immediately thought it must be a god that's like a jealous husband[/quote]

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:o But... but... my parents tell me not to drink the pool water! DD:
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I liked the part about the eyebrows :lol:

Only caught that second time through.
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