[Archive] Son of Daniel, ma belle

consideration · Post by **consideration** » Thu May 03, 2007 11:08 pm

PolkadotConfederation wrote:
Chelseyrl wrote:
How in the hell did I get nearly 500 posts in like 3 days?

wow...
This thread causes magical spikes in post number.

That it does.

Chelseyrl · Post by **Chelseyrl** » Thu May 03, 2007 11:09 pm

consideration wrote:
Chelseyrl wrote:I would always be afraid of pencils if one stuck me in the ass.

Who the hell sharpens a pencil that sharp to the point where it goes through a little girls butt?

F'real.
That def. wasn't a number 1 or number 2 pencil.
It was a plain ol' number 2. I had just sharpened it. Hahaha!

So, how did the pencil go from you just sharpening it to your butt?

I honestly don't understand...

Cloud_ax · Post by **Cloud_ax** » Thu May 03, 2007 11:09 pm

Chelseyrl wrote:
How in the hell did I get nearly 500 posts in like 3 days?

wow...

understand how i got my almost 15000 posts now?

PolkadotConfederation · Thu May 03, 2007 11:10 pm

We're still talking about the pencil incident?

Chelseyrl · Post by **Chelseyrl** » Thu May 03, 2007 11:10 pm

Haha, no. You slept with the Creators to get that number, Cloud. Everyone knows.

Aithne · Post by **Aithne** » Thu May 03, 2007 11:11 pm

I remember the moment I found out Wrestling was fake! Someone at school told me. I did not believe him so I asked a family friend, and he confirmed it. That was the day I lost all respect for Hulk Hogan and Macho Man Randy Savage. My heart broke a little that day. I have not watched wrestling since.

I am such a dork

PolkadotConfederation · Thu May 03, 2007 11:11 pm

Chelseyrl wrote:Haha, no. You slept with the Creators to get that number, Cloud. Everyone knows.

consideration · Post by **consideration** » Thu May 03, 2007 11:11 pm

Chelseyrl wrote:So, how did the pencil go from you just sharpening it to your butt?

I honestly don't understand...

I don't even know. I sharpened a bunch of pencils and...I don't even remember.

Chelseyrl · Post by **Chelseyrl** » Thu May 03, 2007 11:14 pm

The other day at work, this lady came through the check out and started talking about how her grandson had worms up his butt. I thought she was joking. She was serious and I laughed at her and I felt bad.

Cloud_ax · Post by **Cloud_ax** » Thu May 03, 2007 11:14 pm

Chelseyrl wrote:Haha, no. You slept with the Creators to get that number, Cloud. Everyone knows.

PolkadotConfederation · Thu May 03, 2007 11:15 pm

Chelseyrl wrote:The other day at work, this lady came through the check out and started talking about how her grandson had worms up his butt. I thought she was joking. She was serious and I laughed at her and I felt bad.

consideration · Post by **consideration** » Thu May 03, 2007 11:15 pm

Chelseyrl wrote:The other day at work, this lady came through the check out and started talking about how her grandson had worms up his butt. I thought she was joking. She was serious and I laughed at her and I felt bad.

Wow, I would laugh too.

I was in an orthodontist appointment, and all this lady next to me wanted to talk about was her son's rotted tonsils. GROSS.

Aithne · Post by **Aithne** » Thu May 03, 2007 11:16 pm

Chelseyrl wrote:The other day at work, this lady came through the check out and started talking about how her grandson had worms up his butt. I thought she was joking. She was serious and I laughed at her and I felt bad.

My friend's daughter had that when she was three (she is fourteen now). Poor thing the story still comes up.

Chelseyrl · Post by **Chelseyrl** » Thu May 03, 2007 11:16 pm

Hahaha, siiiiick.

People are frickin' weird.

POST YOUR FAVORITE DANIEL QUOTES!

PolkadotConfederation · Thu May 03, 2007 11:17 pm

yo girl, when we gonna hit up that ceremony?