[Archive] Son of Daniel, ma belle

consideration · Post by **consideration** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 9:35 pm

Daniel, ma belle
These are words that go together well, my Daniel
Daniel, ma belle, sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble, tres bien ensemble
I love you, I love you, I love you, that's all I want to say
until I find a way
I will say the only words I know that you'll understand.

Oh, Daniel. I love you so. Hard times have fallen. Dark, rainy clouds have drifted our way. But I'll love you forever. Love love love love.

Btw, will you marry me?

longlostposter · Post by **longlostposter** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 11:54 pm

NOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo

The Beast is mine!

I challenge you to a dual to the death, Consideration.

Alright, maybe we should just joust to the death.

Because love grows
Wherever my Daniel goes,
And nobody knows...
Like me.

longlostposter · Post by **longlostposter** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 6:58 am

*thrusts at consideration, coming extremely close to her heart*

*hits consideration on head with very large hammer*repeatedly

*shoots consideration over and over again until pulverized*

*checks to see if consideration is dead*...

Oh, Daniel, your sexiness has turned me into a killer! Now I must go on the run with you!

consideration · Post by **consideration** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 10:43 am

Muaha! En garde, fair Juli!

ATTACK!

Wait, what? That last one? Ummm...total accident. Of course.

PolkadotConfederation · Mon Apr 30, 2007 10:44 am

DO YOU NEED ME TO SEPERATE YOU TWO???????

longlostposter · Post by **longlostposter** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 11:04 am

Kassia, don't interfere, my sweet. You may become a paraplegic for life.

I

me some Consideration.

However, as much as I love you, my sista, when it comes to the fabulously gorgeous DB, it is no holds barred.

Therefore:

*pokes Consideration in the eye*

*runs away with Daniel to Texas while Consideration is blinded*

$\:D/$ I have Daniel, muhahahahaha

consideration · Post by **consideration** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 11:23 am

Oh yeah? Well, I'll...

stick my tongue out at you and

run your head into a wall and

puke up green pea soup!

This is me and Daniel.

longlostposter · Post by **longlostposter** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 11:45 am

Now, you've really got me raging, Consideration! No one sticks their tongue out at me!

You will never, I repeat, never, have the total manliness that is Daniel.

Let me set you straight, Consideration.

While you are still in Mexico looking for our formerly sombreroed hero,

I have journeyed on to Texas, and he sits here next to me.
Puts on full armor for final showdown with Consideration, Sigourney Weaver style:

*takes break from ongoing battle with Consideration to say*
I would like to see that sombrero again. Anyone agree?

kittenishtrance · Post by **kittenishtrance** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 11:50 am

Maybe Hymn of One does polygamy and you two and Daniel can join, then live happily ever after. (???)

consideration · Post by **consideration** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 11:51 am

You only think that.

What no one knows is this:

I WAS ONE OF THOSE WHO KIDNAPPED DANIEL!
The first time.
And, technically, I didn't kidnap him. I cheered those who did on. And then I got to hang out with him in Oppy's HQ.

Remember spin art? That was me. I programmed Danny B to love me!
Muahahahahahha!

Look at my ninja skills!

longlostposter · Post by **longlostposter** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 12:04 pm

kittenishtrance wrote:Maybe Hymn of One does polygamy and you two and Daniel can join, then live happily ever after. (???)

Never, kittenish! There can be only one (and I'm not referring to a hymn)!

Consideration, what you say is LIES. ALL LIES! Look in the mirror. Do you see what I see, Consideration?

Emails Warpylol to get rid of the bothersome Consideration.

consideration · Post by **consideration** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 12:08 pm

Pshaw, I already ate Warpylol. For breakfast. With a side of Lucy. Easy peasy lemon squeezy(? is that how it goes?)

Anyways!

That's me throwing up on you. Hahaha! Go take a shower!

longlostposter · Post by **longlostposter** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 12:27 pm

Ewwww, and double ewww. *gags*

It is over for a short while until I return from my shower, Consideration, but when I return afresh, you shall face my wrath. $/.\$

consideration · Post by **consideration** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 12:31 pm

Juli, you are a worthy foe.

longlostposter · Post by **longlostposter** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 12:38 pm

As are you, Consideration.

Now admit defeat!