Corrupted Wish Game

aeryolol · Post by **aeryolol** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 7:50 am

Granted, but you have horrid nightmares.

I wish they made every food into 100 calories.

Crooked Angel · Post by **Crooked Angel** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 11:57 pm

Granted but it all tastes like grass

I wish I had a big fluffy satin blanket

joygasm · Post by **joygasm** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 8:32 am

Crooked Angel wrote:Granted but it all tastes like grass

I wish I had a big fluffy satin blanket

granted, but it causes spontaneous combustion.

I wish I had a feret named Romey.

aeryolol · Post by **aeryolol** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 8:48 am

Granted, but it bites all of your children.

I wish I wouldn't have to take my dogs outside every two hours.

joygasm · Post by **joygasm** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 8:52 am

Granted... he pisses and shits on your floor every 5 minutes

I wish my house would clean itself

aeryolol · Post by **aeryolol** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 10:41 am

Granted, but it ends up scrubbing away the foundation

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I wish I had a man here to mow the lawn for me.

jonasrawks · Post by **jonasrawks** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 3:10 pm

granted but he robs your house.

I wish I owned a Nintendo Wii.

aeryolol · Post by **aeryolol** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 3:18 pm

Granted, but someone threw it in a lake the second you got it.

I wish I wasn't allergic to ants.

thelogicpuzzler · Post by **thelogicpuzzler** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 3:38 pm

Granted, but now you're allergic to spiders.

I wish I bowl a game of 300 today.

jonasrawks · Post by **jonasrawks** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 3:45 pm

granted, but you get a fungus from the rented shoes.

i wish i had superpowers

joygasm · Post by **joygasm** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 4:41 pm

Granted... Everything you put on your body turns invisible

I wish I had a better computer.

jonasrawks · Post by **jonasrawks** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 5:23 pm

granted, but you go to jail because it was stolen.

i wish i was jackson davis

aeryolol · Post by **aeryolol** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 6:10 pm

jonasrawks wrote:granted, but you go to jail because it was stolen.

i wish i was jackson davis

granted, but you turn out to be not as sexy as he is

jonasrawks · Post by **jonasrawks** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 6:16 pm

you never made a wish.

i wish aeryolol would change her avatar. every wish has to be granted!

aeryolol · Post by **aeryolol** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 6:21 pm

jonasrawks wrote:you never made a wish.

i wish aeryolol would change her avatar. every wish has to be granted!

ehh sorry no can do.

I wish that I had made a wish earlier.