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Corrupted Wish Game

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Ok I saw this on another forum and it looked fun.


You make a wish and the next person grants it, but with a twist. Then that person makes their wish.

EXAMPLE : Your wish - I wish I had pizza for dinner

Response- Granted, but it gives you food poisoning
I wish I could fall asleep

Response- Granted , but you get killed by Freddy Kruger


and so on and so on I hope this makes sense :roll:




So I will start .......... I wish I had a flying car
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Granted, but Harry Potter and his red head kid are in it, and they have a highly contagious, flesh-eating disease.

I wish Scrubs was on.
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PinkoLady wrote:Granted, but Harry Potter and his red head kid are in it, and they have a highly contagious, flesh-eating disease.
lol ok but what is your wish?
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yeah yeah yeah, I added it before I saw your response!

So here it is again:

I wish scrubs was on.
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ok


Granted, but your cable is out so you cant watch it

I wish I had alot of money
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Granted, but an economic crisis results in the devaluation of the currency you've acquired.

I wish I lived in a peaceful world...
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Granted , but when the Aliens attack you can't defend yourselves. They take over your world and eat you!

I wish I had xray vision
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Granted but you are surrounded by severly obese people

I wish for a huge cup of coffee
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Granted , but you immediately have to pee and your zipper is stuck

I wish I didnt have to go to work
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wish??
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lol I wish I didnt have to go to work
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granted you instead get to go to the hospital for a broken leg


I wish I had a better cell phone
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Granted, but the model you got has to be attached to your head and it never stops ringing


I wish I had a snickers bar right now
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Granted, and it's delicious but smells TERRIBLE.

I wish I didn't have such bad insomnia...
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Granted , but when you fall asleep someone shaves off all your hair


I wish I could type better
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