Epic Battle Rap #1

Sad Panda · Post by **Sad Panda** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:25 am

This thread needs a "Do not read at work" disclaimer -- I can't explain the giggle fits!

sphinx · Post by **sphinx** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 12:52 pm

Hey all this is Sphinx, got here just in time
I may be a n00b at rap, but check out my rhyme

I'm the one who's always preaching, wait until you're older
Used to never chat, but with time i got much bolder
I'm old and married but I'm still hawt and get good lovin
You want proof kid, check out this bun in my oven
I can be an influence, I'll get into your head
You can see my skillz in the carrot cake thread
if your posts are whack i'm going to let you know
and if you dis the Opheads my top is going to blow

And acid it's too easy, but I won't rip your rap apart
You're just like my hubby, goofiness like yours is art.

Disclaimer: My husband was supposed to help me and ended up going to bed. I'm already pissed off about it enough so don't hate on my rap or you'll be sorry.

acidfingers · Post by **acidfingers** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 5:34 pm

Sphinx you shoulda just left this thread alone
I just can't seem to avoid you in my lyrical cyclone
This is for your alliance with Operation Aphid
I won't go at full throttle since you got a kid

You don't come up in my house and try to talk some smack
I'll sneak up on you unsuspectingly and crack your back!
You may have bested me on the carrot cake thread
but when I'm through with you your account will be dead!

I won't back down for the crown, I'll take this clown to town
You mess with me and disagree, I guarantee no damn mercy
I spit fire that'll burn you s*** like roadside diner pancakes
no more time to say you quit once I've set the stakes

J/K. Sphinx, you know I luff you!

FallingIntoSin · Post by **FallingIntoSin** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 5:48 pm

Uh oh...I'm taking Sphinx's side in this battle
I'd rather hear her then Acid's boring prattle.
Perhaps Acid's been smoking to much of the crack
'cause that would explain why he's acting all whack.

Sphinx, my dear, you don't need no hubby to write you raps,
We like it best when you come to play and leave him to his faps.
As for the bun, I'd be careful, I hear it's a bakers dozen...
your poor niece is going to end up with a whole lot of cousins.

sphinx · Post by **sphinx** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 7:44 pm

Acid talkin all strong, you're just a little boy who makes me laugh
A session with that psycho Tachy, and she'd snap you right in half
So keep your frontin and your posin, I'll expose you and do it gladly
We all know your biggest dream is to be Oppy's baby's daddy
So I tried to be all nice and sh*t, but this i know for certains
Not only did I come up in your house, i cleaned up and hung new curtains

Fall you are TEH bomb, propped me even through Acid's weak attack
And you can be sure whenever you need it, I got your pink sparkly back
As for the hubby, ONE new baby coming, so his ass is back in line
And if this game ever gets its sh*t together, the choice to play is mine

haha <3 <3 <3 you guys!

ladron121 · Post by **ladron121** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:52 pm

For all my AR peeps out there!

Out workin' late, hustlin' the debt scene
People hangin' up, people gettin' mean
All I gots is my wits, and tons of caffine
My life moves the gears of this corporate machine

Some want to pay and some want to play
Some were malicious and some went astray
But at the end of the day they all gonna pay
Either in cold hard cash or the spred of my AK

Out on a break, thinkin of betta days
Hangin' in P-Town, soakin' up the rays
Acid and Tilt, ain't nothin' gonna phase
Lad and Panda, settin' the town ablaze

Back in the shop, things are lookin' grim
Debtors ain't payin, hope is gettin dim
But I'm the first one to tell you its sink or swim
Either pay me the dollas or I'll end you on a whim

cbizzle44 · Post by **cbizzle44** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 8:29 pm

reading your words, the beats are tight
but none of y'all rap in your sleep in the night
i'm a straight up G of the LG fizzle
chillin on the street, or chillin in hizzle
tachy got skillz but i got rhymes
and oppy's asking for a little more time
before i go brother v. gemma on that
psycho chick, a needle hidden in a stack
of code-breaking password finding gangstas on the block
they all are gonna wonder how cbizzle got so hottt

hahaha
i love rap battles

FallingIntoSin · Post by **FallingIntoSin** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 9:59 pm

cbizzle44 wrote: but none of y'all rap in your sleep in the night

Hahaha, last night all my dreams were in rap, this battle is driving me crazy!

cbizzle44 · Post by **cbizzle44** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 10:40 pm

hahahahahahahaha niiiiice

cbizzle44 · Post by **cbizzle44** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 11:08 pm

sphinx has got some skills for someone married, but hey
i'd be rhyming too if i had a baby on the way
now we're checkin out the main page, checkin out the club
i'm hangin in the forum and it's hotter than a mug
cause i'm rapping in the late night under moon light with a flash light as my night light- and i might
have to break it down now, it's all about the sound now, gotta get it wound up now
to get it right
waiting for a new vid, click refresh again
waiting for a call or a message from a freind
all there is to do is write another rhyme
people sometimes say i have too much time
on my hands that are on the smoking keys
those so-called Gs ain't got nothing on meee

haha i am sooo bored right now