Epic Battle Rap #1

acidfingers · Post by **acidfingers** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:35 pm

Anyone can participate
Keep it clean
No hard feelings
ok GO!

Bring all you can, cuz this has began
I'm startin out slow, in this quid pro quo
I request your best, the rest can attest
I'll murder anyone frontin like I was goin huntin

Danielle · Post by **Danielle** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:26 pm

You stanza'd that up all weird.

Boy, you think you have flow?
You said starting out slow, not low!
Between you and me both, I got you shook!
Silly boy, you better get your head out of that book.
Look you can code and cipher all day,
But is that gonna make the pain go away?
So look its DTayl bringing the hurt,
I'll try to stop kicking your eyes with dirt.

Mintgurl · Post by **Mintgurl** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:39 pm

The forums are slow, so acid wants to take some low blows, So here I go, with some lame ass flow.
Your rhymes are lame just like this "game"
Are you looking for fame? 'Cuz you're on a different plain.
I like to waste my time, comin' up with rhymes
Its entertaining, and it does definitely kill time.

Edit: spelling error, GAH

surrealisticpill · Post by **surrealisticpill** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:41 pm

yo whats up it's pill and i'm steppin to the mic
acid starts battle raps more often than i'd like
but i'm ready for his rhymes, ready for his fire
this time i'll send him out like in a funeral pyre

acidfingers · Post by **acidfingers** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:34 pm

I'm sittin here waitin while my hot pocket cools
Reading lame ass rhymes from some rhythmless fools!
All joking aside I think you guys need some tools
rhymezone.com will give you rhymes by the spools

Wait... hold up...
did you really think I'd bust something so simplistic
I'll help you understand that I'm really sadistic
a quick kick to a thick chick shows off my linguistic
metaphorically speaking for the pessimistic

McPackage · Post by **McPackage** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 9:18 pm

Chainlink fence, OOH your shoulders are tense
My tender touch on your back at no expense
Like bit torrent... we're peer-to-peer
So lets make out like Pill and that deer

PLEASE girl... come a little closer
I'm playing your notes like a sensual composer
Sidewinders, bodyslams and Sizzlean streams
Gonna jam you in the cinema during Hoop Dreams

Ziola · Post by **Ziola** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 9:27 pm

McPackage wrote:Chainlink fence, OOH your shoulders are tense
My tender touch on your back at no expense
Like bit torrent... we're peer-to-peer
So lets make out like Pill and that deer

PLEASE girl... come a little closer
I'm playing your notes like a sensual composer
Sidewinders, bodyslams and Sizzlean streams
Gonna jam you in the cinema during Hoop Dreams

damn...

ladron121 · Post by **ladron121** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 11:53 pm

Check the original Hustler ref!

Hustlin' you suckas like I'm Minnesota Fats
Not one of you suckas can match my stats
I've driven 2000 miles fueled by 2000 bulls
I've taken too many drops and schooled too many fools
Now I'm drownin' my sorrows in Belvedere and Mountain Dew
Now its rhymes that I'm solving 'cause the puzzles are few
Lad is the name in this spit 'n fire game
I got love for OpAphid but I don't need yo' fame!

acidfingers · Post by **acidfingers** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 12:37 am

ladron121 wrote:Check the original Hustler ref!

Hustlin' you suckas like I'm Minnesota Fats
Not one of you suckas can match my stats
I've driven 2000 miles fueled by 2000 bulls
I've taken too many drops and schooled too many fools
Now I'm drownin' my sorrows in Belvedere and Mountain Dew
Now its rhymes that I'm solving 'cause the puzzles are few
Lad is the name in this spit 'n fire game
I got love for OpAphid but I don't need yo' fame!

omfg, BEST ONE YET!

Can't help but get giddy when Lad makes it to a drop
most of the chat can tell ya that I always need a mop
the rush I get from solvin puzzles is hard to understand
even though they don't always go exactly as planned
what I love most of all is solvin them with all y'all
lad panda hor pill tilt tiger sphinx and fall!

FallingIntoSin · Post by **FallingIntoSin** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 12:49 am

It's time some people here got owned
Instead of always having their egos boned.
All the peeps go here to watch the Acid bomb
So sad, too bad:http://acid.youaremylove.com/
Poor Acid, stop those tears from flowing,
You know you're only reaping what you've been sowing.
It's time for you to come home from this fairytale
because truth be told your rhymes are really stale.

(Now before anyone starts to front,
Please remember Acid knows this is all a stunt.
In fact he's the one who taught me how to <3
and thanks to him I'm now geek smart).

romanceismusic · Post by **romanceismusic** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 1:15 am

While we are here rappin
acid's off fappin
telling everyone he owns
when really its lads rap that pwns
falls rap was pretty dope too
McPackage, can't say the same for you
dont take offense, i just don't understand
who are you talking to? you should have stated beforehand
its the end of my rap and my rhymes are still strong
but back to lurking i go, where i belong

Skunkwaffle · Post by **Skunkwaffle** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 2:01 am

yo you people need to cut my man Acid a break
the guy's a real puzzle solver, not a fake
and he made the watch bot and we all love that thing too
And Acid it's a shame I'll never play tetris against you

As for Tach and Oppy, man those bitches ain't so hot
the ladies in the IRC could show them up a lot
and finally the Breetards with their crazy-ass assumptions
are always out in left field but they could be on to something

ladron121 · Post by **ladron121** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 2:01 am

Video comes down
Knuckles turn white
Locations been found
Drivin' thru the night

Now I'm fighting thru traffic while I'm slamming Mountain Dew
I got one ear on the music and the other on my crew
Hearing crazy sh*t that the chat wants me to do
Asking me to climb like my hands were super glue

Sirius is blasting, and the headlights causing glare
Smoke running thru my veins and the wind is in my hair
Speeding thru the toll booth, making sure to pay the fare
Made it to the drop location with some time to spare.

Step out of the car, got a flashlight and a grin
Walking thru the night in a place I've never been
Senses are sharpened by the pure adrenaline
Find the items, drive back home, its Lad for the win.

ApotheosisAZ · Post by **ApotheosisAZ** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:08 am

Yesterday's gone, or was it last year?
acid and lad both like to guzzle beer.
I have no fear, nothin' but worry,
their memories of Oregon must be somewhat blurry.

Kick it up, kick it off, kick it hard, kick it soft,
I couldn't tell when the hat had been doffed.
Sculpture rocked, some said it was cocked,
If I fan-vid this rap, who would be shocked?

Killthesmiley · Post by **Killthesmiley** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:30 am

pretty sick but no one here has the flow down to beat
so, open that Jamaal West Book, and cop a seat
listen well, because this is the lesson that you need
So open your book so Jamaal can plant the seed.

I invite you all to visit this cool web site
Because damn, you need to get you licks right and tight
It's not that hard, just type in how2rap.com
and learn this shit so you can drop some decent bombs

Before this thread shuts its door
Please believe, I love rap to its core
But understand, if you make it look like a foolish game,
I'll walk away and won't even try to remember you name

Remember to follow a simple set rule
it's never a four beat, it's an eight beat, you tool.