Then I started using them. And found out that sometimes, a picture really is worth a thousand words.
Take the "Vomit" emoticon. When I came across a post that made me ill, I used to simply type the word "Vomit" and be done with it.
But a few weeks/months back, Our Leader TW added a bunch of new smileys, including this gem:

I also am fond of the

Which smileys are your favorites? (Yes, killthesmiley, you may post about your least favorite smiley as well.)