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Okay, I heard this riddle and since you all like to solve puzzles.......

A woman goes to her mother's funeral. While at the funeral, she meets a nice man, but leaves without his name or number. She goes home and kills her sister. Why?


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P.S. No cheating! :P
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HAHAHAHA my husband got this yesterday and was told he was a sociopath..

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his answer was She figured that if the man showed up at that funeral she would show up at the sister funeral.
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Uhm, because she had a mental breakdown? :D
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because her sister got his number so she killed her and got the number
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It doesn't matter, her sister was a bitch anyways. :D
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To see if he would show up at his sister's funeral too

My sister takes Criminal Justice class and if you are able to just guess that without knowing the answer it mean u r a possible murder!
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Hmm...This is going to drive me crazy.
Yeah. I'm going to guess that she wanted the guy's number so she killed her sister so he would show up at her funeral and she could get it there.
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I had no clue about that so I guess I am not a murderer!

Here is another:

What vegetable do you throw away the outside, eat the inside, then throw away the inside?
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an artichoke?
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lonelyelendi wrote:I had no clue about that so I guess I am not a murderer!

Here is another:

What vegetable do you throw away the outside, eat the inside, then throw away the inside?
Pomegranet? (sp?) The one where you take off the outside, suck on the seeds inside, then throw the seeds away when you're done with them.

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Nope. Try again!
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damn.
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Er...A person in a coma? They're vegetables (in a sense).
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Nope. ^^
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