Jesus Was a Woman

nobackspacebutton · Post by **nobackspacebutton** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 9:52 am

Jesus was a woman
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone Brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Fathers business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for Him to do.

Amen!!!

Ziola · Post by **Ziola** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 9:53 am

Classic!!

(now lets see how many people will get all huffy about this one

)

Killthesmiley · Post by **Killthesmiley** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 9:59 am

ok i know this is a joke but..

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish

He was jewish...

lmao...
thats what i thought was funny

Post by **wintermute** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:15 am

Too funny!

'mute

Jamidru · Post by **Jamidru** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:45 am

haha
Wasn't it just yesterday that a small post fight broke out over stereotyping?

Post by **wintermute** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:52 am

Jamidru wrote:Wasn't it just yesterday that a small post fight broke out over stereotyping?

Now don't go starting no flame wars

'mute

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:58 am

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman?

Killthesmiley · Post by **Killthesmiley** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 11:02 am

wait...

Jesus is fuzzy wuzzy??

Post by **wintermute** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 11:05 am

Killthesmiley wrote:Jesus is fuzzy wuzzy??

That would explain quite a bit

'mute

Ziola · Post by **Ziola** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 11:05 am

As a Fuzzy Wuzzy, I would like to point out that we pre-date Jesus by hundreds of years and that he just wasn't rich enough to join our club. Pfft. Father was a carpenter....

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 11:10 am

Killthesmiley wrote:wait...

Jesus is fuzzy wuzzy??

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098282/quotes

Killthesmiley · Post by **Killthesmiley** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 11:12 am

AutoPilate wrote:
Killthesmiley wrote:wait...

Jesus is fuzzy wuzzy??
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098282/quotes

never seen it
hmm...interesting.

Jamidru · Post by **Jamidru** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 11:13 am

wintermute wrote:
Jamidru wrote:Wasn't it just yesterday that a small post fight broke out over stereotyping?
Now don't go starting no flame wars

'mute

haha No wars.
just funny!

Post by **wintermute** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 11:32 am

Killthesmiley wrote:
AutoPilate wrote: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098282/quotes
never seen it
hmm...interesting.

It's classic!

'mute

nobackspacebutton · Post by **nobackspacebutton** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 11:48 am

hmm I haven't seen it either.

So he wasnny very fuzzy was he?