JerseyJohnny is a LIAR

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JerseyJohnny is a LIAR

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Ok, so I finally saw his little thread..and I don't know what he's talking about. He's so strange. He made me have a "cam session" with him by candle light and he made all this food. He insisted that I watch close-ups of him eating baby corn..and he ate it off the cob like you do with real corn. I ate a popsicle really slowly while he read the bible to me. Then, he thinks that just becuase I pledged my undying love to him and made out with the camera that we're like together or something?! He's so wrong. I was obviously jay-kaying. I have no idea where he gets this stuff from. The next time I sleep with him I'm gonna tell him he's a creep.
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spaciegirlreturn wrote: The next time I sleep with him I'm gonna tell him he's a creep.

:smt044 :smt044 :smt044
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you are just too much...both of ya!!!
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OMG ROFL now that thats over

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Spacie....wtf?....you crack me up.
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I didnt think it was possible to laugh quite this much.
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Post by Luv2Skydive »

LMAO........wow. That's good stuff right there!
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Ah, everybody loves Spacie!

This made me laugh quite a bit. Especially the baby corn/popsicle thing. :lol:
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God, just becuase you have a secret language with someone and get their curse words tattooed on your body...they think they own you!! I am not letting him use my bras anymore.
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hahaha...you are sooooooo entertaining!
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Post by Cuddlebunni »

Best thread ever.

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Post by GoodGollyItsHolly »

OMG!! He did the same thign to me a few weeks ago! That filthy rotten cheater!
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Post by cup o' noodles »

God, I don't know what this forum would do without your humour, Spacie.

I'd violently throw myself out of a window, and, waiting at the landing outside of that window, would be a harpoon, waiting to impale me, then, with my last moments of life, I'd shoot myself and any bystanders (heehee, I like that word). And then, a crazed, sadistic, serial killer would come and behead me, and shout to everyone that the beast has been slain (sp?). Then, the coppers would come to arrest him, and he would pull the bloodied harpoon out of my cold, lifeless body and kill every last police officer that came by.

Morbid.

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Post by nobackspacebutton »

Spacie girl...now you HAVE to marry JJ.
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Post by spaciegirlreturn »

he did give me this:
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with another note he wrote in his own blood, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't mean anything so I took it.
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