JerseyJohnny is a LIAR
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JerseyJohnny is a LIAR
Ok, so I finally saw his little thread..and I don't know what he's talking about. He's so strange. He made me have a "cam session" with him by candle light and he made all this food. He insisted that I watch close-ups of him eating baby corn..and he ate it off the cob like you do with real corn. I ate a popsicle really slowly while he read the bible to me. Then, he thinks that just becuase I pledged my undying love to him and made out with the camera that we're like together or something?! He's so wrong. I was obviously jay-kaying. I have no idea where he gets this stuff from. The next time I sleep with him I'm gonna tell him he's a creep.
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Re: JerseyJohnny is a LIAR
spaciegirlreturn wrote: The next time I sleep with him I'm gonna tell him he's a creep.



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OMG!! He did the same thign to me a few weeks ago! That filthy rotten cheater!
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I'd violently throw myself out of a window, and, waiting at the landing outside of that window, would be a harpoon, waiting to impale me, then, with my last moments of life, I'd shoot myself and any bystanders (heehee, I like that word). And then, a crazed, sadistic, serial killer would come and behead me, and shout to everyone that the beast has been slain (sp?). Then, the coppers would come to arrest him, and he would pull the bloodied harpoon out of my cold, lifeless body and kill every last police officer that came by.
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