Gemma, didn't I see you in Vegas?

JerseyJohnny · Post by **JerseyJohnny** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 4:33 pm

Gemma, I am positive I saw you at the ghost bar at the Palms in December when I was there. You were with a few other people including some really hot girl, and you might remember me, I had on a charcoal grey suit with a black shirt, and when I asked you if you were Gemma you said something about a "roll" and you were not very kind to me when I asked you about Lonelygirl15. And then I asked why you don't live in London anymore and you told ME to get a life? I don't know why you were so hostile, but hey, I'm sure it was you, and I tried following you when you left the Ghost bar but I lost you, but someone said you were going to Tao at the Venetian and then I went there and they didn't let me in, so sorry I couldn't meet up with you there. That was late by then, it was like 3 AM so I just went over to the Barbary Coast to gamble and then I went to Drai's but you never showed up there, I guess you're just not a party hardy chick like you try to act like.

Oh and just to prove it that I was there I know what you were wearing it was a black cocktail dress with spaghetti straps and then you had some kind of faux fur wrap (at least I HOPE it was FAUX fur, because real fur is MURDER) that you put on when you left. Oh and you had on silver high heeled shoes that looked TRES expensive!!!

Anyway, I just want to know why you were so stand-offish? I was being friendly. I even offered to buy you a drink! What gives?

itsreallyreal · Post by **itsreallyreal** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 5:55 pm

TJ Marsh · Post by **TJ Marsh** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 9:26 pm

cup o' noodles · Post by **cup o' noodles** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:55 pm

Hmm, a "roll," you say?

Maybe she was seeking nutrients in the form of a small round piece of bread.

nobackspacebutton · Post by **nobackspacebutton** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 8:43 am

JerseyJohnny · Post by **JerseyJohnny** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 11:33 pm

Hey, you guys, laugh all you want, but I was in Vegas with Gemma and she's a beautiful baby who wanted to party. Just not with me, probably. But she had one really HOT friend in her group and I was hoping to use Gemma to get to her friend. Gemma looks not as good in real life as on videos, in real life she looks like one if a Troll doll and Bratz doll had a baby together.

gigglingmonk · Post by **gigglingmonk** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 12:59 am

JerseyJohnny wrote:Hey, you guys, laugh all you want, but I was in Vegas with Gemma and she's a beautiful baby who wanted to party. Just not with me, probably. But she had one really HOT friend in her group and I was hoping to use Gemma to get to her friend. Gemma looks not as good in real life as on videos, in real life she looks like one if a Troll doll and Bratz doll had a baby together.

How dare you insult troll dolls! I had millions as a child! Now my image of them is completely ruined. Thanks, thanks a lot. *storms off*

*runs back to point at post count

(I didn't move up a level, I just broke the 100 mark..yeah, like..completely broke it..into pieces.) *

Inigo · Post by **Inigo** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 9:00 pm

EDIT

Sorry for staying out of character

Post by **Broken Kid** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 9:02 pm

Inigo wrote:If you mean you saw Jackie Jandrell in Vegas, I highly doubt it.

Who's that? This is a conversation directed to Gemma, not some other girl. And JJ is just having fun. I think.

cup o' noodles · Post by **cup o' noodles** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 9:21 pm

Inigo wrote:If you mean you saw Jackie Jandrell in Vegas, I highly doubt it.

Erm....Who?

MrsCop · Post by **MrsCop** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 2:48 pm

JerseyJohnny wrote:Gemma looks not as good in real life as on videos, in real life she looks like one if a Troll doll and Bratz doll had a baby together.

hmm.. perhaps when you thought you heard her say "roll," she was actually talking about her father. You know what? Codeine is really really good.

EternalGoddess · Post by **EternalGoddess** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 9:22 pm

She could have been drunk.... IT'S VEGAS BABY!

Forgotten Purity · Post by **Forgotten Purity** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 4:31 am

Well, duh. She needed a roll because she drank too much.

The bread absorbs the alcohol, silly.

epogen · Post by **epogen** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 4:53 am

Forgotten Purity wrote:Well, duh. She needed a roll because she drank too much.

The bread absorbs the alcohol, silly.

lol

but it actually makes being drunk last longer, bread soaks up the alcohol and holds it, so it seeps into your bloodstream longer.
back on topic. gemma jersey johnny is probably your only hope. he may disappear, but he calls it like it is. you should go to vegas, find him. despite the fact that he is probably not hawt, you should let him lead you back to your real life.

oops forgot you were dead, so now you have to go be a zombie. sorry.

voyboy · Post by **voyboy** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:02 pm

Lies! All lies!!!