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Paris Hilton Toothless
Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:49 pm
by ForeverMourn
WTF!

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:50 pm
by Mirage
My eyes, they burn!

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:57 pm
by 7Harry7Potter7
Whoa baby!

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:58 pm
by Kasdeja
I bet it got knocked out. That's beautiful.
Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 4:15 pm
by senoritablanca
<3 trent!
that looks really cute, especially with her wonky eye
Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 4:33 pm
by Luv2Skydive
too much meth.
Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 5:04 pm
by ForeverMourn
I bet Paris does Meth, Britney does X.
Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 5:57 pm
by Luv2Skydive
Surely she can afford a friggin' bridge...unless she LIKES the space for some reason....maybe she can get to something from a different angle? EEWWW!!!!
Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:56 pm
by cup o' noodles
Bar fight.
Or, maybe I was right all along, Paris is a blood sucking vampire, an EVIL vampire, but, a vampire hunter captured her, and pulled out her sharp vampire-y tooth!!!
And in this little dream of mine, all the guys from Fall Out Boy are the vampire hunters, like in their video for "A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More Touch Me."
Oh ya.

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:58 pm
by iamcool
maybe pete punched her lol
Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:59 pm
by cup o' noodles
iamcool wrote:maybe pete punched her lol
Now I have that scene running through my mind. Pete Wentz punching Paris Hilton in the face.

It's hilarious.
Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 8:01 pm
by iamcool
i dont have the scene of pete punching her, i have the scene of me punching her
i wouldnt hit a women but if i was allowed one free shot on any women in the world it wud defo be her lol
Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 8:56 pm
by cup o' noodles
That's one of the many reasons I'm glad I'm a chick, because I can punch guys or other chicks without being frowned upon as much as a guy would be if he punched a chick.

Oh ya. I do love punching people. I like taking people down more. People WAY underestimate me just because I'm small.
Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:07 am
by Kasdeja
Nah, that's not what it looks like when your tooth falls out from meth. Her other teeth are white and not broken and cracked. Don't ask how I know.
Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 10:39 am
by Luv2Skydive
Kasdeja wrote:Nah, that's not what it looks like when your tooth falls out from meth. Her other teeth are white and not broken and cracked. Don't ask how I know.
Yeah, I know....my mom has shown me some really bad pics of before and afters. She works for Adult Protective Services and has some interesting stories.
