Paris Hilton Toothless

ForeverMourn · Post by **ForeverMourn** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:49 pm

WTF!

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:50 pm

My eyes, they burn!

7Harry7Potter7 · Post by **7Harry7Potter7** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:57 pm

Whoa baby!

Kasdeja · Post by **Kasdeja** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:58 pm

I bet it got knocked out. That's beautiful.

senoritablanca · Post by **senoritablanca** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 4:15 pm

<3 trent!

that looks really cute, especially with her wonky eye

Luv2Skydive · Post by **Luv2Skydive** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 4:33 pm

too much meth.

ForeverMourn · Post by **ForeverMourn** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 5:04 pm

I bet Paris does Meth, Britney does X.

Luv2Skydive · Post by **Luv2Skydive** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 5:57 pm

Surely she can afford a friggin' bridge...unless she LIKES the space for some reason....maybe she can get to something from a different angle? EEWWW!!!!

cup o' noodles · Post by **cup o' noodles** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:56 pm

Bar fight.

Or, maybe I was right all along, Paris is a blood sucking vampire, an EVIL vampire, but, a vampire hunter captured her, and pulled out her sharp vampire-y tooth!!!

And in this little dream of mine, all the guys from Fall Out Boy are the vampire hunters, like in their video for "A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More Touch Me."

Oh ya.

iamcool · Post by **iamcool** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:58 pm

maybe pete punched her lol

cup o' noodles · Post by **cup o' noodles** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:59 pm

iamcool wrote:maybe pete punched her lol

Now I have that scene running through my mind. Pete Wentz punching Paris Hilton in the face.

It's hilarious.

iamcool · Post by **iamcool** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 8:01 pm

i dont have the scene of pete punching her, i have the scene of me punching her

i wouldnt hit a women but if i was allowed one free shot on any women in the world it wud defo be her lol

cup o' noodles · Post by **cup o' noodles** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 8:56 pm

That's one of the many reasons I'm glad I'm a chick, because I can punch guys or other chicks without being frowned upon as much as a guy would be if he punched a chick.

Oh ya. I do love punching people. I like taking people down more. People WAY underestimate me just because I'm small.

Kasdeja · Post by **Kasdeja** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:07 am

Nah, that's not what it looks like when your tooth falls out from meth. Her other teeth are white and not broken and cracked. Don't ask how I know.

Luv2Skydive · Post by **Luv2Skydive** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 10:39 am

Kasdeja wrote:Nah, that's not what it looks like when your tooth falls out from meth. Her other teeth are white and not broken and cracked. Don't ask how I know.

Yeah, I know....my mom has shown me some really bad pics of before and afters. She works for Adult Protective Services and has some interesting stories.