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Yo Mamma
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 9:01 pm
by agent_fondue
yo mama so fat she needed a map to find the end of her stomach.
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 9:01 pm
by BallsyMcD
yo mama's so fat her nickname is "DAMN!!"
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 9:03 pm
by agent_fondue
Yo mama's so stupid, at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she put Sagittarius.
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 9:05 pm
by Luv2Skydive
Yo momma's so fat when she walked in front of the tv, I missed 3 commercials.
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 9:06 pm
by Luv2Skydive
Yo momma's so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 9:10 pm
by Luv2Skydive
Yo momma's so old and fat that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 9:11 pm
by agent_fondue
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 9:15 pm
by agent_fondue
Yo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 11:45 pm
by Cuddlebunni
Yo mommas so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of george washingtons nose
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 1:47 am
by ohhhmyyygoddd
yo momma so stupid she wanted a change so she sat on the tv and watched the couch
yo momma so fat and stupid i said it was chili outside she grabbed a bowl and a spoon
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:24 am
by stuart2004
yo mama is so stupid she thought the great lakes was a theme park
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:26 am
by stuart2004
you mamais so big this is how she plays hop scotch........................Florida Tennessee New York...........
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:51 am
by AutoPilate
Yo mamma so stupid she thinks Sherlock Holmes is a housing project.
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:51 am
by AutoPilate
Yo mamma so fat other fat women orbit her.
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:42 am
by AutoPilate
Yo mamma so dumb she almost killed herself boiling water in the toaster.