Yo Mamma

agent_fondue · Post by **agent_fondue** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 9:01 pm

yo mama so fat she needed a map to find the end of her stomach.

BallsyMcD · Post by **BallsyMcD** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 9:01 pm

yo mama's so fat her nickname is "DAMN!!"

agent_fondue · Post by **agent_fondue** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 9:03 pm

Yo mama's so stupid, at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she put Sagittarius.

Luv2Skydive · Post by **Luv2Skydive** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 9:05 pm

Yo momma's so fat when she walked in front of the tv, I missed 3 commercials.

Luv2Skydive · Post by **Luv2Skydive** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 9:06 pm

Yo momma's so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.

Luv2Skydive · Post by **Luv2Skydive** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 9:10 pm

Yo momma's so old and fat that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.

agent_fondue · Post by **agent_fondue** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 9:11 pm

Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

agent_fondue · Post by **agent_fondue** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 9:15 pm

Yo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.

Cuddlebunni · Post by **Cuddlebunni** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 11:45 pm

Yo mommas so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of george washingtons nose

ohhhmyyygoddd · Post by **ohhhmyyygoddd** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 1:47 am

yo momma so stupid she wanted a change so she sat on the tv and watched the couch

yo momma so fat and stupid i said it was chili outside she grabbed a bowl and a spoon

stuart2004 · Post by **stuart2004** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:24 am

yo mama is so stupid she thought the great lakes was a theme park

stuart2004 · Post by **stuart2004** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:26 am

you mamais so big this is how she plays hop scotch........................Florida Tennessee New York...........

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:51 am

Yo mamma so stupid she thinks Sherlock Holmes is a housing project.

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:51 am

Yo mamma so fat other fat women orbit her.

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:42 am

Yo mamma so dumb she almost killed herself boiling water in the toaster.