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Tough Titty Said The Kitty.

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:19 pm
by agent_fondue
So what now?

Tonight I cried over spilt milk. Not that that's anything remarkable; I cry about everything. This was different. I loved milk, it had been with me for a long time. Milk has it's good qualities and it's very bad qualities and quite frankly the Milk had gone sour.

Milk's taught me a lot of things over my years. It's helped me grow in many ways. I loved Milk, I would have done anything for Milk...and Milk knew that. I don't drink Milk much anymore. I decided I was better off without Spoiled Milk and it's chunky residue. Milk was bringing me down, and I in turn continued putting it back in the fridge only to preserve it's raunch. And I just kept pullin' it out and smellin' it seein' if the weather had changed.

I believe I am better off without Milk, there are plenty of other drinks out there......but it still doesn't feel right.

Tonight for the first time in a long time I realized how much I really miss Milk. I think Milk is happy with it's other dairy and non-dairy constituents. I should be happy for Milk, but I can't help but feel like Milk is going out of it's way to rub my face in it. Milk is a face rubber, I know because I'm a face rubber too. I learned it from Milk.

I suppose it was meant to be all along, afterall the Milk will always go bad.
If only we knew the expiration date.......

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 3:04 pm
by nobackspacebutton
lol

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 10:38 am
by ForeverMourn
I Like Milk, too. And I cry about everything too.

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 1:41 pm
by Beckers
ForeverMourn wrote:I Like Milk, too. And I cry about everything too.
I cry a lot ...sometime for a couple hours straight....pathetic.

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 1:42 pm
by AutoPilate
Maybe you should have some milk. :? :(

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 2:02 pm
by agent_fondue
... Milk and I, We had a little sat down, We mutually decided I might be lactose intolerant...

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 2:05 pm
by AutoPilate
I wonder how many people even just a century ago were lactose intolerant.

How did we devolve into such weak sacks of flesh?

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:04 pm
by MrsCop
I think a generation or two missed out on breast feeding. :roll:

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:41 pm
by ForeverMourn
I wasn't Breast Fed

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 11:58 pm
by Kanazaka
Me neither, and milk agrees with me. Although I kind of wish that more stores sold organic milk (which I drank recently for several months), since conventional milk contains the rather-unhealthy rBGH hormone, which has been linked to mastitis in cows (an udder disease) and might cause breast and other cancers in humans. But since I'm fine (as are no doubt many others), it might be on a case-by-case basis.

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:33 am
by Cuddlebunni
yucky. I hate milk. I can handle it in cereal and such.. but not to drink plain.

Milk and cookies? Nope I'll take my cookies with a big tall glass of ice cold water.

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 12:29 pm
by agent_fondue
So, It hink my point might have been missed. This wasent about milk...

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 12:51 pm
by lonelyelendi
What was it about?

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 1:07 pm
by agent_fondue
a friend.... I guess not a very good friend

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 1:14 pm
by Killthesmiley
hmmm....this is interesting...

i'm confuddled...







i have gas.