Ad-Libbed Story Thread with Pics

LesterG · Post by **LesterG** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:29 pm

ok, I'm bored and would like to see how this progresses

So here's the rules:

be as purvy as you wanna be (or as BK will allow you to be

)

Include pics if you can

Ad-Lib away

Gunna need Auto-Pilate's Help in this thread

I'll start it then...

Once upon a time in a lil town called purvy ville there was a woman named Renee. She was driving down a sidewalk (had a lil tee many martoonis) and she ran across a

she was

so she ran out of her car (don't ask why) and bumped into

who wooed the scary dog away

and they drove off into the sunset

So Renee gets back to her car and is pulled over by Erik Estrada!

Who showed her pics of DanielBeast

and said he was looking for him for public urination on an extinct tree...

He began to Question Renee and then....

Your turn

LesterG · Post by **LesterG** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:49 pm

hehe don't want to scare anyone into doing alot of work so just reminding you all, you can even just put in 1 pic and put a story that coincides with the previous story

khjq · Post by **khjq** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:59 pm

Just as Renee was about to answer one of Eric's questions she spontaneously combusted

Then Eric transformed into an

and galloped off happily into the

Then

appeared out of nowhere...

Your turn

LesterG · Post by **LesterG** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:04 pm

nice khj that's perfect, hope it transgresses more by tomorrow, I'll catch ya'll later

LadyBugGirl · Post by **LadyBugGirl** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:29 pm

returns and runs

straight towards

because he feels like DanielBeast is in danger and he's there to save him from the evil clown.

They go to battle one another!

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khjq · Post by **khjq** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:08 pm

So Hassle Hoff and the evil clown Pennywise were face to face

all of the sudden

flew down from sky

and she said "be nice boys!"

and

said to this mysterious woman, "Who the hell are you?!?"

and

said "My name is Anastasia Beaverhousen"

Next

cup o' noodles · Post by **cup o' noodles** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:00 pm

And a strange man,

, jumped in out of nowhere and began beating people with poster tubes!

ForeverMourn · Post by **ForeverMourn** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:32 am

Just Then Renee Reappears With A Pair Of Scissors!

She Transforms Into A Ninja and She Stabbs The Strange Man!

She Rummages His Pockets And Finds This Invitation:

"Should I Go?" Renee Ponders

And So She Does:

At The Party She Sees:

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LesterG · Post by **LesterG** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 12:53 pm

Heath Ledger

Renee Attempts to spit some game while

Anastasia Beaverhousen

Tangos with the Hoff

and Pennywise

Renee looks to see if Anastasia

is ok, but the picture won't show!!! (ok well appearantly the picture DID in fact show and it turned out it was the blood skin of pennywise's face)

and when she turns back to Heath

he's already being taken to bed

Renee

Stomps around and wonders how she came back after combusting

The Strange man

begins to

all over to place and slowly die

All of a Sudden Renee sees a watcher!

he hands Renee his card

and takes Renee out to eat at

Meanwhile Anastasia

Blooodly Scathed and Wartorn Crawls out of the crater and Reaches her hand out and grabs the hand of

ERIK ESTRADA!

who shows Anasatsia

and takes her to eat at

Next...

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:09 pm

Then, Anastasia

is accosted by Greg Evigan and a rabid chimp

and taken to a junkyard

where they stumble upon an unsuspecting person relieving himself

who was having some troubles of his own

.

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:51 pm

[cont'd]

They were given the choice to either get out or listen to "Carry On My Wayward Son" repeatedly

.

They decided to skedaddle, taking the next boat out

somewhere nice and safe, some place like

but instead settled on

and slept for a very long time

.

LesterG · Post by **LesterG** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:35 pm

(

THERE'S AP AND HIS MASSIVE LIBRARY OF PICS! )

Meanwhile at the Restaurant Renee Pulls a pair of Scissors out of the kitchenpIMG]http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a70/Fo ... _ahhhh.jpg[/IMG]

turns into a ninja again

and begins flipping out and cutting ppls heads off

"SHE MUST BE STOPPED!!!"

TOM CRUISE!!

WILL SMITH!!

Tim Allen???

the 3 heros of destiny venture forth to challenge Renee and stop her remorseless massacre

all of a sudden garbage ninja boy materializes and flips out and kills the 3 heros...

Jiraiya Smiles

and Cloud fixes his Goggles

Next

khjq · Post by **khjq** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:54 pm

Soaring through the clouds on his flying hound

Peter Griffin seeked out the corpses of the 3 heros of destiny and using the knowledge he gained from necromancer school, he attempted to resurrect them...

However accidentally he resurrected millions of corpses and they began to attack the living...

ForeverMourn · Post by **ForeverMourn** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:17 pm

Renee, Not Amused With Being Killed, Looks Up To The Order...

...and Begs For Life.

The Order Grants Her Life Under One Condition... She Must Remain Shika The CatWoman until the Sun Come us, every night.

Renee gears up... Then zooms off To Thank Op, personally.

When Renee Arrives at HQ she sees Op sitting, Alone, in her office.

Suddenly Op pulls out a camera!

"Oh, Dear."

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LesterG · Post by **LesterG** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:48 pm

my my I like how this sudden turn of events has turned