EDIT: Added an Extra line for Sarah in the end
Lonelygirl15 – Episode ??? – “Unleashing the Danielbeast”
Written by Inigo
1. EXT. CABIN - DAY.
Sarah sits outside near a tree
SARAH: So, Jonas is still out looking for Bree. When he isn't doing that, he’s on the couch drinking beer and (holds hand to her mouth and whispers) he sometimes even cries!
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2. INT. CABIN - NIGHT
Shot of Jonas lying on the couch watching Blade Runner, with the lights turned off, with nothing but the glow of the TV to fill his sullen face.
SARAH (VO): He still won't talk to us because he says we’re as useful as a car that’s run out of gas.
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3. EXT. CABIN – DAY
Sarah holds the Camera, and talks into it.
SARAH: But like I said before, she left willingly, right? I bet he's just sore because she took off with his favorite shirt or something. One Night Stands... can really be painful the next morning (nods). I mean come on Jonas, how could fall for that one? Number one rule of life: Brainwashed girls will ALWAYS get into your pants to further a hidden agenda
4. INT. CABIN –SUNSET
Sarah walks around the cabin holding the camera.
SARAH: So after much roaming the woods like a bunch of boy scouts I am officially tired of this routine. Whatever happened to Carpe Diem? So, I've decided to seize the day - and the opportunity that Jonas has taken the car to go look for Little miss HoO – and do something for Daniel. Well, it's really as much for Daniel as it is for me. As far as taking hints go, Daniel is really slow. So - I - will do something about that tonight.
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5. INT. CABIN – SUNSET
A sped up clip of Sarah walking into Daniel's room, (he's not there) placing the camera on a shelf looking towards the bed. She leaves it on, does a quick silly dance (as if to see if it's working) and leaves... the sped up footage keeps going until it gets dark and later Daniel arrives, sits on the bed and turns on the light. Just as he notices the camera, Sarah walks in, her back to the camera wearing a black bikini. She turns off the light. Only a small nightlight illuminates the scene.
DANIEL: Sarah? What's this all about? Where's Jonas?
SARAH: (in a British accent) never you mind, Mr. Park Ranger
Sarah slowly undoes her top and throws it at Daniel, her bare back facing the camera. With Sarah's top dangling off one ear and his mouth open in stunned disbelief, Daniel watches as Sarah walks toward him.
SARAH (Again with British accent, holding Daniel’s head): Tonight Beastie, I shall let you out of your cage.
DANIEL: Uhhhh...
SARAH: To give you a bath. It's time for that shower you promised...
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