Message to Jonas (3 of 3 messages to the TAAG)
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Message to Jonas (3 of 3 messages to the TAAG)
Hey, pretty boy, need to talk to you for a second. First off, what was going through that mop hair head when you were making out with Bree? Was it that the HoO isn't that bad of an idea and maybe you could get in through Bree? No. Was it that if you tried hard enough, you could kiss the brainwashing out of her? Maybe. I think however that after about a week, you managed to undo all the damage that was done, she was safe, and was completely over the fact that she was kidnapped and everything that happened. I want you to think of one thing, remember when they thought you were part of the Order, and even after you proved them wrong, how long did it take for you to get over it. Even if Bree did manage to get back to her normal, Anti-Order Barbie self, I'm doubting you'll be getting any right away, now don't you think Ken?
Anyway, now that I'm done with my Dr. Cox style rants, time for something of a more important nature:
I'm slightly upset at you. I'm not saying you aren't my favorite person, but I'm also not saying you're my favorite(Sarah gets that honor). Mostly I'm upset at you because 1) You like showing off your chest a little too much, which makes it tough for guys who aren't as defined(not naming anyone in specif such as myself) to attract attention. 2) Whatever you do to get girls, you need to stop. At this rate, you'll have every female in a 7 continent radius wanting you and leave nothing for the rest of us.
Anyway, now that I'm done with my Dr. Cox style rants, time for something of a more important nature:
I'm slightly upset at you. I'm not saying you aren't my favorite person, but I'm also not saying you're my favorite(Sarah gets that honor). Mostly I'm upset at you because 1) You like showing off your chest a little too much, which makes it tough for guys who aren't as defined(not naming anyone in specif such as myself) to attract attention. 2) Whatever you do to get girls, you need to stop. At this rate, you'll have every female in a 7 continent radius wanting you and leave nothing for the rest of us.
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Re: Message to Jonas
Gotta love Dr. Coxshadowofjustice wrote:Anyway, now that I'm done with my Dr. Cox style rants, time for something of a more important nature

Hahahahahahahahahahhhaha!!!!shadowofjustice wrote:Whatever you do to get girls, you need to stop. At this rate, you'll have every female in a 7 continent radius wanting you and leave nothing for the rest of us.


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How soon we forget the hundreds of posts telling both the boys to take their shirts off!BrightSilence wrote:I agree with you on him showing off his chest every chance he gets. I wonder is me showing of my beer belly will get me some action as well. Girls, get back to me on that one.
I, for one, haven't seen near enough of either of you boys. And Bright, it's not always the looks that attracts. Especially in the female mind.
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Somehow with all the comments on Jonas I'm not convinced.sack36 wrote:I, for one, haven't seen near enough of either of you boys. And Bright, it's not always the looks that attracts. Especially in the female mind.
BUT, back to the matter at hand. Jonas, you need to give things time. People don't change personality over night. And you shouldn't have been romantic with Bree at this time. Next time I hope you'll know better...
Re: Message to Jonas (3 of 3 messages to the TAAG)
Actually, I am president of his fan club...shadowofjustice wrote: 2) Whatever you do to get girls, you need to stop. At this rate, you'll have every female in a 7 continent radius wanting you and leave nothing for the rest of us.
and I still found this guy last friday. Well, he lives too far away for me to date him right now, but we will definitely keep in touch... and he doesn't look anything like Jonas... Well, actually, he does have brown hair.
Anyway, my point is... we love him... but other than a select few... We are not IN LOVE with him... Which means we are free to date and love other boys.
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Re: Message to Jonas (3 of 3 messages to the TAAG)
My boyfriend isn't nearly as defined as Jonas, but I still fancy him 100x more. Yet I still like seeing Jonas shirtless.shadowofjustice wrote: You like showing off your chest a little too much, which makes it tough for guys who aren't as defined(not naming anyone in specif such as myself) to attract attention.
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Sorry, Jonas, but Shadow is wrong. You are not scarfing up every woman on seven continents.
Shadow, if you want the babes, I suggest you check out DB's style. He's got more female fans than Jonas by a ratio of about 3/1.
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Re: Message to Jonas (3 of 3 messages to the TAAG)
Excuse me? You are president of the Jonas Fan Club??? I don't think so!! Jonas doesn't have a Fan Club. Just go check on LGPedia!anniid wrote:Actually, I am president of his fan club...shadowofjustice wrote: 2) Whatever you do to get girls, you need to stop. At this rate, you'll have every female in a 7 continent radius wanting you and leave nothing for the rest of us.
and I still found this guy last friday. Well, he lives too far away for me to date him right now, but we will definitely keep in touch... and he doesn't look anything like Jonas... Well, actually, he does have brown hair.
Anyway, my point is... we love him... but other than a select few... We are not IN LOVE with him... Which means we are free to date and love other boys.
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Re: Message to Jonas (3 of 3 messages to the TAAG)
jonas has no fan club, he was too embarassed to have onesack36 wrote:Excuse me? You are president of the Jonas Fan Club??? I don't think so!! Jonas doesn't have a Fan Club. Just go check on LGPedia!anniid wrote:Actually, I am president of his fan club...shadowofjustice wrote: 2) Whatever you do to get girls, you need to stop. At this rate, you'll have every female in a 7 continent radius wanting you and leave nothing for the rest of us.
and I still found this guy last friday. Well, he lives too far away for me to date him right now, but we will definitely keep in touch... and he doesn't look anything like Jonas... Well, actually, he does have brown hair.
Anyway, my point is... we love him... but other than a select few... We are not IN LOVE with him... Which means we are free to date and love other boys.
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Re: Message to Jonas (3 of 3 messages to the TAAG)
Da*n straight! LOL! That's the second time I've agreed with you, Lester! Hell may be freezing over!LesterG wrote:jonas has no fan club, he was too embarassed to have onesomeone told me something to that effect...