Lonelygirl15

you don t but you get terrible Hemoroids...





I wish chershaytoute would go check the pervy thread and the Where thread

Granted , but it just ends up in a flame war



I wish my cell phone worked!!!

Granted, but your number was given out and now you receive random phone calls from people.

I wish the boards weren't so deserted.

Granted, but there are tons of robot spammers.

I wish people would stop fighting.

granted but they'll start picking on you

i wish CNG wasnt sick

Granted, by now you are sick.

I wish no one got sick.

granted, but now everyone is hurt instead

i wish i could find cooler pics of Balmung

Granted, but you won't be able to save them to your computer.

I wish I could find a decent man.

Granted, but he has no arms.

I wish I had some better makeup.

Chelseyrl wrote:Granted, but he has no arms.

I wish I had some better makeup.

Granted, but after continuous use, you notice your pores have become humongous.

I wish I could afford a new car.

Granted, but on a routine traffic stop, a cop finds a dead body in the trunk and you rot in prison for the rest of your life.

uh.... I wish I didn't live in Minnesota.

Granted, but now you live in Antarctica.

I wish people in my town would care about the crictically endangered sea turtles that live in our area.

granted, but then the turtle population in your area skyrockets, and they end up all over your roads where people constantly get into accidents to avoid hitting them.


I wish I could sleep

Granted, but you never wake up.

Sorry that was kind of depressing.
And when I first read your corruption of my wish, I thought it said that people kept hitting the turtles. That made me feel worse than what it actually says. How horrible is that!?!

I wish I didn't have to wake up at 6:30 tomorrow morning.

Granted, but you have to go to bed at 6:30 pm.

I wish I was already finished school.