Lonelygirl15

granted but you cant have it!!!




I wish I knew what I wanted for dinner!

Granted, but whatever it is you want, you don't have and can't buy anywhere.

I wish the .hack//GU games would all just hurry up and come out already so I can find out what happens next.

granted but then they turn out to be crap


i wish that my brother would get run over

the genie of the lamp, has granted your wish!
However, it doesnt kill him, so now he is way flat and really disgusting!



I wish I could go on vacation, like right now.

granted Destination NORTH POLE




I wish my headache would go away

Granted, but it becomes a stomachache.

I wish Eliza Dushku would do a Faith spin-off series.

Granted but it ends up being a spoof on the spin off, using Fran Drescher as Faith.

I wish I had more than one pair of underwear signed by badass bands

Granted, but how embarrassing that they're "underoos"...




I wish we didn't have quite so many leftovers from dinner...

Granted. But now you have nothing to eat for a week.

I wish that random emo kid on MySpace would leave me alone.

Granted. But won't you miss me?

I wish I felt less sick.

granted, but you only have 3 months to live


I wish my migraine would go away

Granted but mine also have to leave!!!





I wish I had a penny everytime I have a headache or a migraine and everytime I hear about it!!!

Granted, but in a cruel twist of fate you have an allergic reaction to all that copper that causes (you guessed it) migraines.

I wish Silent Hill were real, so I could take a trip to it. (Corrupt THAT! XP)

Granted but it burns down before you arrive





I wish I did nt drink all that COke...!!! **burp***

granted, but then you realize that caffeine can be beneficial for migraines! (well, sometimes)





I wish I didn't have a migraine coming on, too... <sigh>