Lonelygirl15

Granted, but no one likes them

I wish it was warmer

Granted, but all you have are winter clothes.

I wish I was in love.

Granted, but you're in love with a horse.




I wish Juli wasn't into beastiality

Granted, but now you are, Ms. lowblow.

I wish Joy was such a perv.

Granted... I already was a perv *and a smartass*


I wish someone would tell Juli what "Stuck a fish in the face" means!

lol, me too.

Julie didn't make a wish.


I wish my dinner would cook itself.

Granted, but your dinner isn't very talented in the cooking area so it turns out really gross

I wish I had some General Tso's Chicken

Granted, but it turns out to be the Colonel's instead (KFC for all you young'n's)




I wish it wasn't raining outside.

Granted, but now it's raining inside.

I wish my kids were more obedient.

<carefully opens umbrella over computer>

Granted, but now they'll only walk with Mom on a leash...how embarrassing!





I wish the dog wasn't so fascinated with IM noises, so she'd quit running over and woofling at the computer today...

Granted, but now she is fascinated with every other noise and is constantly woofing at things.



I wish I lived in NJ

Granted, but now you live in a tollbooth...and people keep waking you up to collect tolls...that you don't even get to keep!



I wish my grandgirlies didn't think tattling on each other wasn't a competitive sport...

Granted, but now all they do is scream


I wish I had another dog

Granted, but it barks whenever you get an IM, too!




I wish we'd get another video!