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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 10:48 am
by 7Harry7Potter7
Granted, but no one likes them
I wish it was warmer
Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:05 pm
by longlostposter
Granted, but all you have are winter clothes.
I wish I was in love.
Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:58 pm
by joygasm
Granted, but you're in love with a horse.
I wish Juli wasn't into beastiality
Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:29 pm
by longlostposter
Granted, but now you are, Ms. lowblow.
I wish Joy was such a perv.
Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:43 pm
by joygasm
Granted... I already was a perv *and a smartass*
I wish someone would tell Juli what "Stuck a fish in the face" means!
Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:52 pm
by longlostposter
lol, me too.
Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:55 pm
by joygasm
Julie didn't make a wish.
I wish my dinner would cook itself.
Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 4:49 pm
by 7Harry7Potter7
Granted, but your dinner isn't very talented in the cooking area so it turns out really gross
I wish I had some General Tso's Chicken
Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 5:08 pm
by chershaytoute
Granted, but it turns out to be the Colonel's instead (KFC for all you young'n's)
I wish it wasn't raining outside.
Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 6:23 pm
by longlostposter
Granted, but now it's raining inside.
I wish my kids were more obedient.
Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 7:39 pm
by chershaytoute
<carefully opens umbrella over computer>
Granted, but now they'll only walk with Mom on a leash...how embarrassing!
I wish the dog wasn't so fascinated with IM noises, so she'd quit running over and woofling at the computer today...
Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 8:23 pm
by ShardinsKitten
Granted, but now she is fascinated with every other noise and is constantly woofing at things.
I wish I lived in NJ
Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 8:58 pm
by chershaytoute
Granted, but now you live in a tollbooth...and people keep waking you up to collect tolls...that you don't even get to keep!
I wish my grandgirlies didn't think tattling on each other wasn't a competitive sport...
Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 9:27 pm
by ShardinsKitten
Granted, but now all they do is scream
I wish I had another dog
Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 9:59 pm
by chershaytoute
Granted, but it barks whenever you get an IM, too!
I wish we'd get another video!