Lonelygirl15

granted, but you don't wake up

i wish i had really interesting dreams

Granted, but they all end up with you dieing.

I wish people weren't so obsessed with taking pictures of themselves holding up a 'peace sign'.

Granted, but you will die while counting on your fingers once you reach the number two and will be forever immortalized as the dead peace sign girl.

I wish I could become a famous playwrite.

Granted, but there is a society called the anti Kenny clan out to get you.

I wish I could sing good.

Granted, but one day you run into me while singing and the anti-kenny clan kills both of us.

I wish I had a Gibson Les Paul Custom Jimmy Paige guitar.

Granted, but you are forced to play/sing songs for me until you die.

I wish I had enough talent to play a guitar.

Granted, but you can only play "Dueling Banjos" from deliverance over and over and over and over.

I wish I had a full Marshall stack...

Denied because you denied my wish.


I wish dinner would make itself.

Granted, but it leaves the oven on and your house explodes.

I still wish I had a full marshall stack.

Granted but then you loose over half of it. (What is it anyways?)



I wish my husband's car didn't get hit by that stupid woman driver.

(No back comments about that. I am a woman driver btw.)

granted, but you forget what that means, so it's of no significance to you anymore

i wish my friends didn't leave me here alone for spring break!

wh_pirate wrote:Granted but then you loose over half of it. (What is it anyways?)



I wish my husband's car didn't get hit by that stupid woman driver.

(No back comments about that. I am a woman driver btw.)

It is an amplification unit used to amplify an electric guitar.

Granted but you all end up getting arrested



I wish I was a computer whiz

granted but then people hate you for being a know it all!!!



I wish i had a dog

granted but it goes after your booty-shaking kitty.


I wish I didn't have to go back to work tomorrow.