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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 7:50 am
by aeryolol
Granted, but you have horrid nightmares.
I wish they made every food into 100 calories.
Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 11:57 pm
by Crooked Angel
Granted but it all tastes like grass
I wish I had a big fluffy satin blanket
Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 8:32 am
by joygasm
Crooked Angel wrote:Granted but it all tastes like grass
I wish I had a big fluffy satin blanket
granted, but it causes spontaneous combustion.
I wish I had a feret named Romey.
Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 8:48 am
by aeryolol
Granted, but it bites all of your children.
I wish I wouldn't have to take my dogs outside every two hours.
Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 8:52 am
by joygasm
Granted... he pisses and shits on your floor every 5 minutes
I wish my house would clean itself
Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 10:41 am
by aeryolol
Granted, but it ends up scrubbing away the foundation
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I wish I had a man here to mow the lawn for me.
Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 3:10 pm
by jonasrawks
granted but he robs your house.
I wish I owned a Nintendo Wii.
Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 3:18 pm
by aeryolol
Granted, but someone threw it in a lake the second you got it.
I wish I wasn't allergic to ants.
Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 3:38 pm
by thelogicpuzzler
Granted, but now you're allergic to spiders.
I wish I bowl a game of 300 today.
Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 3:45 pm
by jonasrawks
granted, but you get a fungus from the rented shoes.
i wish i had superpowers
Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 4:41 pm
by joygasm
Granted... Everything you put on your body turns invisible
I wish I had a better computer.
Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 5:23 pm
by jonasrawks
granted, but you go to jail because it was stolen.
i wish i was jackson davis
Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 6:10 pm
by aeryolol
jonasrawks wrote:granted, but you go to jail because it was stolen.
i wish i was jackson davis
granted, but you turn out to be not as sexy as he is
Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 6:16 pm
by jonasrawks
you never made a wish.
i wish aeryolol would change her avatar. every wish has to be granted!
Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 6:21 pm
by aeryolol
jonasrawks wrote:you never made a wish.
i wish aeryolol would change her avatar. every wish has to be granted!
ehh sorry no can do.
I wish that I had made a wish earlier.