Lonelygirl15

Posted: **Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:38 am**

Yo momma's so stupid she wouldn't know up from down if she had three guesses.

Posted: **Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:43 am**

Yo momma is soooo stupid she tried to read an audio book.

Posted: **Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:43 am**

Yo momma so dumb, if brains were dynamite she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose.

Posted: **Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:44 am**

Yo Momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, "DING!"

Posted: **Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:15 pm**

your momma got a peg leg for a kickstand

Posted: **Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:16 pm**

your momma so stupid she peed her pants when she got locked in the bathroom

Posted: **Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:16 pm**

Yo momma so stupid she thinks Chubby Checker's a game for fat people.

Posted: **Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:16 pm**

your momma so poor I stepped on a cigarette and she came out and said "who put out the heater!"

Posted: **Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:17 pm**

I called your dad a girl and he turned around and hit me with his purse

Posted: **Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:17 pm**

your momma so ugly she stick her face in dough and make monster cookies

Posted: **Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:17 pm**

your momma so ugly she had to sneak up on a glass of water

Posted: **Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:18 pm**

your momma got 1 eye,1 arm,1 leg, and they call her uno

Posted: **Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:18 pm**

your momma got no arms talking about she wanna hang out

Posted: **Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:19 pm**

Yo momma so nasty she made Right Guard turn left.

Posted: **Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:20 pm**

your momma wore a malcom X shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her cause she so big

Yo Mamma