Yo Mamma

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:38 am

Yo momma's so stupid she wouldn't know up from down if she had three guesses.

nobackspacebutton · Post by **nobackspacebutton** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:43 am

Yo momma is soooo stupid she tried to read an audio book.

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:43 am

Yo momma so dumb, if brains were dynamite she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose.

nobackspacebutton · Post by **nobackspacebutton** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:44 am

Yo Momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, "DING!"

LesterG · Post by **LesterG** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:15 pm

your momma got a peg leg for a kickstand

LesterG · Post by **LesterG** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:16 pm

your momma so stupid she peed her pants when she got locked in the bathroom

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:16 pm

Yo momma so stupid she thinks Chubby Checker's a game for fat people.

LesterG · Post by **LesterG** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:16 pm

your momma so poor I stepped on a cigarette and she came out and said "who put out the heater!"

LesterG · Post by **LesterG** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:17 pm

I called your dad a girl and he turned around and hit me with his purse

LesterG · Post by **LesterG** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:17 pm

your momma so ugly she stick her face in dough and make monster cookies

LesterG · Post by **LesterG** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:17 pm

your momma so ugly she had to sneak up on a glass of water

LesterG · Post by **LesterG** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:18 pm

your momma got 1 eye,1 arm,1 leg, and they call her uno

LesterG · Post by **LesterG** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:18 pm

your momma got no arms talking about she wanna hang out

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:19 pm

Yo momma so nasty she made Right Guard turn left.

LesterG · Post by **LesterG** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:20 pm

your momma wore a malcom X shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her cause she so big