Lonelygirl15

PolkadotConfederation wrote:

Chelseyrl wrote:
How in the hell did I get nearly 500 posts in like 3 days?

wow...

This thread causes magical spikes in post number.

That it does.

consideration wrote:

Chelseyrl wrote:I would always be afraid of pencils if one stuck me in the ass.

Who the hell sharpens a pencil that sharp to the point where it goes through a little girls butt?

F'real.
That def. wasn't a number 1 or number 2 pencil.

It was a plain ol' number 2. I had just sharpened it. Hahaha!

So, how did the pencil go from you just sharpening it to your butt?

I honestly don't understand...

Chelseyrl wrote:
How in the hell did I get nearly 500 posts in like 3 days?

wow...

understand how i got my almost 15000 posts now?

We're still talking about the pencil incident?

Haha, no. You slept with the Creators to get that number, Cloud. Everyone knows.

I remember the moment I found out Wrestling was fake! Someone at school told me. I did not believe him so I asked a family friend, and he confirmed it. That was the day I lost all respect for Hulk Hogan and Macho Man Randy Savage. My heart broke a little that day. I have not watched wrestling since.


I am such a dork

Chelseyrl wrote:Haha, no. You slept with the Creators to get that number, Cloud. Everyone knows.

Chelseyrl wrote:So, how did the pencil go from you just sharpening it to your butt?

I honestly don't understand...

I don't even know. I sharpened a bunch of pencils and...I don't even remember.

The other day at work, this lady came through the check out and started talking about how her grandson had worms up his butt. I thought she was joking. She was serious and I laughed at her and I felt bad.

Chelseyrl wrote:Haha, no. You slept with the Creators to get that number, Cloud. Everyone knows.

Chelseyrl wrote:The other day at work, this lady came through the check out and started talking about how her grandson had worms up his butt. I thought she was joking. She was serious and I laughed at her and I felt bad.

Chelseyrl wrote:The other day at work, this lady came through the check out and started talking about how her grandson had worms up his butt. I thought she was joking. She was serious and I laughed at her and I felt bad.

Wow, I would laugh too.

I was in an orthodontist appointment, and all this lady next to me wanted to talk about was her son's rotted tonsils. GROSS.

Chelseyrl wrote:The other day at work, this lady came through the check out and started talking about how her grandson had worms up his butt. I thought she was joking. She was serious and I laughed at her and I felt bad.

My friend's daughter had that when she was three (she is fourteen now). Poor thing the story still comes up.

Hahaha, siiiiick.

People are frickin' weird.


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