Lonelygirl15

Granted, but instead you smell like ass.

I wish the "incense store" would just effing open already!

It opens but they only have bad incenses left

I wish i had more motivation to get a job

Granted, but you get a job as a sanitation engineer.

I wish I had a more exciting job.

Granted but it has less pay.

I wish i knew why no one on is anymore locals seam to have vanished

Granted but then you vanish too.

I wish I had something to do right now.

Granted, but it's just this and there's just me here...

i wish for my pizza to get here.

Granted but the pizza man drops it when he gets to your door.

I wish my stomach didn't hurt. O.o;

Granted but you pops out a alium baby. o_0

I wish I could drink pop.

Granted, but then the bubbles make you float up to the ceiling and then you fall!

I wish I hadn't woken up so early this a.m.

Granted, but you end up sleeping till your old and chesley clinton is president. o_0

I wish I had more pink clothes.

Granted, but they all started out as white and red...

i wish i had a cookie

Granted, but it's oatmeal rasin.

I wish they would only play the acts I wanted to see from the Live Earth concert so I wouldn't have to watch a ton of bands I don't like.

Granted but you can't go anyway.

I wish I hadn't spent all my damn money lol.

Granted, but then you have a lot of money and don't own anything else.

I wish I could dance better.

Granted, but you dance around and break your other 9 toes.

i wish someone would highlight my hair for me