Lonelygirl15

Granted, but your brother turns into a bird.

I wish I had some food.

Granted but it is ruined and tastes really bad..

I wish my little brother was old enough to read, so I wouldn't have to help him play all his video games, lol..

aww lol
Granted but now he reads everything out loud in an annoying accent.

I wish my room was already clean

Granted but then you have to finish cleaning mine

I wish my bday would come faster.. (2 weeks)

Granted, but then you get sweaters from everyone. Unless you like sweaters, and then you get something else.

I wish I had HDTV

Granted but your screen is broke and just comes up black..

I wish they would come out with Transformers already..

granted, but it costs $15 for a ticket

I wish I was motivated right now

Granted but you end up motivated to commit murder..

I wish I was asleep right now

Granted, but you have nightmares.

I wish my cat wasn't sick.

Granted, but then the neighbor visits with her dog and it pukes all over you because it is sick!

I wish I wasn't nervous about my radio interview this afternoon.

Granted, but then you get laryngitis. (Good luck, though!)

I wish my driver-side brake light would just work already!

granted, but it starts flashing like a police car and everyone pulls over in front of you...

I wish someone would water my flowers for me.

edit: trying to make sense is hard for me

Granted, but they overwater them and then they die.

I wish EVERYONE got my sense of humor and realized just how funny I really am.

Granted but everyone dies laughing..

I wish someone else would dust my room

Granted, but then they leave all the dust particles in your sheets.

I wish I could stop spilling my breakfast crumbs all overmyself on the way to work.