Lonelygirl15

Posted: **Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:45 am**

yo mama's so stupid she got hit by a parked car........

Posted: **Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:47 am**

yo mamas like a remote controler even a 3yr old can turn her on

Posted: **Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:56 am**

Yo momma only got one leg, talkin' about how she wants to kick it.

Posted: **Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:57 am**

yo mamas got one eye and a peg leg thats why thwy call her I-HOP

Posted: **Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:08 am**

Yo momma so stupid she went to the Gap to get her toof fixed.

Posted: **Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:22 am**

Yo momma so dumb she shoved a phone up her ass, talkin' about how she was gonna make a booty call.

Posted: **Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:46 am**

Yo mama's so stupid, when she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

Posted: **Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:06 am**

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.

Posted: **Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:08 am**

Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw a "Wrong Way" sign in her rearview mirror, she turned around.

Posted: **Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:09 am**

Yo momma so dumb she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.

Posted: **Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:11 am**

Yo mama's so stupid, when she went by the YMCA she said "Hey, they spelled Macy's wrong.

Posted: **Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:20 am**

Yo momma so stupid I told her I was reading a book by Homer and she asked me if I'd ever read anything by Bart.

Posted: **Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:22 am**

Yo mama's so old, she used to baby-sit Yoda.

Posted: **Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:33 am**

Yo momma's so dumb she tried to throw a bird off a cliff.

Posted: **Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:34 am**

Yo Mamma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.