Yo Mamma

stuart2004 · Post by **stuart2004** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:45 am

yo mama's so stupid she got hit by a parked car........

stuart2004 · Post by **stuart2004** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:47 am

yo mamas like a remote controler even a 3yr old can turn her on

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:56 am

Yo momma only got one leg, talkin' about how she wants to kick it.

stuart2004 · Post by **stuart2004** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:57 am

yo mamas got one eye and a peg leg thats why thwy call her I-HOP

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:08 am

Yo momma so stupid she went to the Gap to get her toof fixed.

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:22 am

Yo momma so dumb she shoved a phone up her ass, talkin' about how she was gonna make a booty call.

agent_fondue · Post by **agent_fondue** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:46 am

Yo mama's so stupid, when she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:06 am

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.

agent_fondue · Post by **agent_fondue** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:08 am

Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw a "Wrong Way" sign in her rearview mirror, she turned around.

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:09 am

Yo momma so dumb she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.

agent_fondue · Post by **agent_fondue** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:11 am

Yo mama's so stupid, when she went by the YMCA she said "Hey, they spelled Macy's wrong.

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:20 am

Yo momma so stupid I told her I was reading a book by Homer and she asked me if I'd ever read anything by Bart.

agent_fondue · Post by **agent_fondue** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:22 am

Yo mama's so old, she used to baby-sit Yoda.

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:33 am

Yo momma's so dumb she tried to throw a bird off a cliff.

agent_fondue · Post by **agent_fondue** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:34 am

Yo Mamma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.