Lonelygirl15

Granted but a hand comes out of your monitor and slaps you for being so demanding

*I wish it would rain raspberry lemonade slurpies

Granted but you have to share some with me..

I wish I was there to get some of the slurpies, lol

Granted but to get some you have to join the Resistance and renounce the evil orange slurpie drinking order


I wish I knew how to surf

But I was always with the resistance!!

Granted but you don't have a board.

I wish I could go to the mountains and snowboard..

Granted but only the bunny slope is open

I wish I were on my parent's boat getting ready to jump in the lake

Granted but WW dies of boredom because of you leaving...

I wish I were on your parents boat!! lol

Granted but you fall off.

I wish I could be first poster for all videos from now on.

Granted but you get carpal tunnel.. And that would be a consequence I could live with to be out in a lake on a boat right now.. It's 2am, that would be so kick ass..

I wish I could sleep >.>

Granted but then you'd never wake up

I wish i had enough nerve to call Yousef's show!

Granted, but they run out of time so they can't talk to you.

I wish my piano recital wasn't this weekend.

Granted but its not for 10 years.


I wish I didn't have allergies.

Granted but your head explodes..

I wish my friend would text me back..

Granted but he/she says they hate you.


I wish my friend would get her ass over here.

Granted but her car blows up as she gets out..

I wish I was taking a shower.. (Oh wait thats what I'm going to do right now, lol)

Granted but your water smells like rotten eggs.

I wish I lived in LA