Lonelygirl15

Granted, but you are so worked up you can't sleep for 3 days.

I wish we didn't have to worry about hurricane season.

Granted, but then you have to worry about tornados and robots taking over the world!!

I wish I could go back in time, knowing what I know now.

Granted but you mess up anyway..
I wish I was going to get my orange slurpee now..*begs dad to take her to the gas station*

Granted, but it's only a small.

I wish watching_watcher's "easter bunny" was out of it's "package".

Granted, but it turns out the bunny has rabies.

I wish I could meet Tim Burton.

Granted, but he has Asperger's Syndrome like I do, so he won't want to talk to you (or anyone else!) for very long.

I wish I hadn't just slept over 2 hours and taken such a big chunk out of my day with that mammoth nap!

Granted, but you've slept for three hours instead.

I wish skittles really did come out of rainbows.

Granted, but they've already been partially digested.

I wish that I had a webcam.

Granted, but you can't get it to stop recording...ever

I wish my husband would wake up and talk to me...

Granted, but now he won't stop talking.

I wish my dog would stop chewing up my skate shoes.

Granted, but then your dog starts chewing on your feet

i wish someone would make me a chicken salad sandwich

Granted, but the chicken is still alive....And it's really, really pissed.

I wish the glass was half full.

Granted, but it was half full of Orange Slurpee!

I wish I had bigger boobs.

Granted but their fake and everyone makes fun of them

I wish I had another orange slurpee.

Granted, but it eats your brain alive because everyone knows that the Order puts brain numbing drugs in them to make zombies out of you!!!

I wish WW would stop posting about drinking orange slurpees!!