Lonelygirl15

Granted. But then.. hey, this is hard.. then.. the Order will have an easier time capturing Bree!

I wish Tachyon was back.

granted but shes now the hulk.
i wish my journey to work wasnt so long.

granted, but the time you'd save would be added to your work day

i wish i was in london allready! (leaving tuesday weeeeee)

granted, but then warpylol will hear about it...



I wish I could get a hybrid car!

Granted, but its deffective and you end up polluting more than a normal car.

I wish it would stop raining.

Granted, but then you'd be responsible for a drought! Try explaining that one to all the angry farmers...

I wish the Sens would win the Stanley Cup.

They did, but then they all got struck by lightning.

I wish that Will & Grace ddn't get cancelled

Granted, but it's just not as gay as it was before.

I wish I had something to do.

granted, but the something is poop.

and you are constipated.

hah.



i wish i could sleep.

Granted, but then you have nightmares.

I wish my computer would work more efficiently. It drives me insane!

granted, but it becomes so efficient it takes over the world!
...and it doesn't give u a raise!



I wish my book got published

Granted, but you get sued

i wish everybody else was nocturnal like me

Granted, but there is still no one on the forum.

I wish there was a cure for insomnia.

Granted, but now you sleep all day and night, only waking to go to the bathroom.

I wish some of the 97 people on the forum tonight would post something occasionally even though it's almost 2 am!

grante, but then you internet would go down and wouldn't be able to read any of the posts for a week .

i wish my plane ride goes smoothly and that we can get on!