Lonelygirl15

granted. but someone mistakes you for the real person and sends you to rehab (a good number of celebrities leave that possibility open..)


i wish i could sing better..

Granted but then you move to a town that forbids singing!

I wish I could write with my feet

granted. but now you have to walk on your hands all day.



i wish i had an ice cream cone.

granted, but then you'd realize you were lactostintolerant!

i wish i could find where Bree is

Granted, but then the Order mistakes you for Bree and you have to do to Ceremony.

I wish I had a car.

Granted, but it brakes down within five minutes of you getting it.


I wish I didn't have heartburn.

Granted, but you get food poisoning instead.

I wish I had a pool.

granted, but you are required by law to let me come over whenever i please




i wish it wouldnt rain this weekend so i could go to the beach

Granted, but its really hot and you get a sunburn instead.

I wish asdjklakl;jdgaiagia;hfiads.

granted, but you soon die afterwards.




i wish i was married to jonas.

granted, but then youd realize that you are really in love with daniel...

i wish i was as pretty as Bree

Granted, but you get e-stalked by perverts.

I wish I had food.

granted, but then you'd have a allergic reaction to something you never knew you were allergic to!

i wish my stomach didn't hurt

Granted, but you get a headache.

I wish I didn't have a headache.

granted, but then you'd have to stay in bed and off the computer

i wish i could meet cameron diaz