Favourite Quotes

rachelalexis · Post by **rachelalexis** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 1:09 pm

Kasdeja wrote:“I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree then prehaps I should, so that other giraffes may die”

Eddie Izzard.

Apparenlty doing an impression of that, funny face and all, makes drunk people fall off their chairs laughing. It's a gift.

Kasdeja · Post by **Kasdeja** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 1:16 pm

Drunken Izzard quoting tends to do that.

rachelalexis · Post by **rachelalexis** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 1:18 pm

It's always great to tell a lot of his jokes, then have people ask to borrow the tape, and forget to tell them about how he dresses. The reactions range from highly amused to angry (angry more the conservative people.... yes, I did give it to my grandmother to watch!)

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 1:19 pm

She was probably jealous... "Hmpf, he dresses better than me!

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Kasdeja · Post by **Kasdeja** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 1:19 pm

He's an action transvestite.

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 1:20 pm

Executif!

rachelalexis · Post by **rachelalexis** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 1:20 pm

Of course he dresses better than her, she can't get away with those awesome shoes! (I want his shoe collection... *sigh*)

He's also an executive transvestite, don't forget.

Flautapantera · Post by **Flautapantera** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 3:25 pm

I'm reading This Side of Paradise at the moment, and these are a few of my favorite quotes thus far:

"It's just--us. We're pitiful, that's all. The very qualities I love you for are the ones that will always make you a failure."

And

All life was transmitted into terms of their love, all experience, all desires, all ambitions, were nullified--their senses of humor crawled into corners to sleep; their former love-affairs seemed faintly laughable and scarcely regretted juvenalia.

Thank you, Mr. Fitzgerald.

And just in case you wanted more:

Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes.

--Oscar Wilde

Serenity · Post by **Serenity** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 4:42 pm

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.
Albert Camus

spaciegirlreturn · Post by **spaciegirlreturn** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 8:47 pm

Here are some random quotes I had written down somewhere:

Elegance is refusal. -Coco Chanel

I am a deeply superficial person. -Andy Warhol

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife.... I guess I am a fantasy. -Marilyn Monroe

Who ever thought a little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness? -The Wicked Witch

Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men. -JFK

People with courage and character always seem sinister to the rest. -Herman Hesse

I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty. -Jon Waters

There are two kinds of women: those who want power in the world, and those who want power in bed. -Jackie O.

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. -Charlie Chaplin

I have to get up at five o'clock in the morning and SPARKLE, Neely, SPARKLE! -Neely O'Hara Valley of the Dolls

Ziola · Post by **Ziola** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 8:47 pm

Serenity wrote:Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.
Albert Camus

That is such a great way to think. Suddenly, I feel all warm and fuzzy.

Serenity · Post by **Serenity** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 6:15 am

^ Glad to hear that!

I don`t remember where I have read this, but I like it a lot!

"Life is what happens while we`re making other plans"

GoodGollyItsHolly · Post by **GoodGollyItsHolly** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:49 pm

"we're talking up the butt, a cigarette is in order."

Samantha, Sex and the City.

lordgreystoke422 · Post by **lordgreystoke422** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 9:11 pm

"He who walks with the wise but, a companion of fools suffers great harm."

Proverbs 13:20

Watches as everyone bursts into flames...

lordgreystoke422 · Post by **lordgreystoke422** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 9:14 pm

Who who sleeps with the wise gets satisfied, but a companion of fools finishes first.