Party Thread (Archive II)

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 2:38 pm

Broken Kid wrote:Look! We're on page 200!!!!

We talk way too much.

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 2:39 pm

Sheikh Gomelez wrote:
Mirage wrote:
Broken Kid wrote: Ha! You know you meant it that way! Perviness indeed!

AHHH!!! (and not the pervy yell either! ) You evil sentence altering mischief making...uhm...MAN you!!!

At first I read that and was like, "dude, do I just really not pay attention to what I type"? No matter how much dye I put in my hair, I'll always be a blonde at heart.
Evil Sentence Altering Mischief? That another of Broken Kid's bestsellers (in Japan)?

Hee! Why is it always Japan?

Post by **Broken Kid** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 2:41 pm

Mirage wrote:Hee! Why is it always Japan?

In Japan, I'm bigger than Regis Philbin!

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 2:42 pm

Broken Kid wrote:
Mirage wrote:Hee! Why is it always Japan?
In Japan, I'm bigger than Regis Philbin!

I dont know if I believe you. There's only one way to be sure.

Eww, wait....no, I'll just take your word for it. No need to uhm, bring Regis into this. Ick.

Post by **Broken Kid** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 2:43 pm

Mirage wrote:
Broken Kid wrote:
Mirage wrote:Hee! Why is it always Japan?
In Japan, I'm bigger than Regis Philbin!

I dont know if I believe you. There's only one way to be sure.

Eww, wait....no, I'll just take your word for it. No need to uhm, bring Regis into this. Ick.

I mean, I'm the David Hasselhoff of Japan!

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 2:45 pm

Broken Kid wrote:
Mirage wrote:
Broken Kid wrote: In Japan, I'm bigger than Regis Philbin!

I dont know if I believe you. There's only one way to be sure.

Eww, wait....no, I'll just take your word for it. No need to uhm, bring Regis into this. Ick.
I mean, I'm the David Hasselhoff of Japan!

I'll Hassel your Hoff any day.

But seriously, who doesn't worship the Hoff?

Post by **Broken Kid** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 2:47 pm

Mirage wrote:I'll Hassel your Hoff any day.

But seriously, who doesn't worship the Hoff?

Ha...never has my hoff been so strenuously hassled. Turbo boost, Kitt!

Sheikh Gomelez · Post by **Sheikh Gomelez** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 2:48 pm

Broken Kid wrote:
Mirage wrote:Hee! Why is it always Japan?
In Japan, I'm bigger than Regis Philbin!

Your prose is certainly more lucid than Kenji Siratori's...

Post by **Broken Kid** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 2:50 pm

Sheikh Gomelez wrote:
Broken Kid wrote:
Mirage wrote:Hee! Why is it always Japan?
In Japan, I'm bigger than Regis Philbin!
Your prose is certainly more lucid than Kenji Siratori's...

Lucidity is overrated. I plan on developing my own style out of pure obscurity and dirty words!

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 2:51 pm

Broken Kid wrote:
Mirage wrote:I'll Hassel your Hoff any day.

But seriously, who doesn't worship the Hoff?
Ha...never has my hoff been so strenuously hassled. Turbo boost, Kitt!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXuLUSWoozQ

LOL, Turbo Boost. That's awesome.

Sheikh Gomelez · Post by **Sheikh Gomelez** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 2:54 pm

Broken Kid wrote:
Sheikh Gomelez wrote:
Broken Kid wrote: In Japan, I'm bigger than Regis Philbin!
Your prose is certainly more lucid than Kenji Siratori's...

Lucidity is overrated. I plan on developing my own style out of pure obscurity and dirty words!

If lucid prose isn't your thing, Siratori's your man.

To quote from an Amazon.com review he posted of a CD:

"Otto Von Schirach's acidHUMANIX infectious disease archive of the biocapturism nerve cells to the body encoder of the ultra machinary tragedy-ROM creature system that was debugged the technojunkies' nightmare-script of a clone boy reptilian HUB. Maxipad Detention turns on the feeling replicant living body junk of Otto Von Schirach's digital vamp cold-blooded disease animals to the insanity medium of the hyperreal HIV scanners DNA channel of the corpse city ill-treatment. Otto Von Schirach's brain universe of the hybrid corpse mechanism gene-dub of a chemical anthropoid to the terror abolition world-codemaniacs that was processed the data mutant of the drug fetus of the trash sense guerrilla." - Kenji Siratori, author of Blood Electric

I dunno about you, but that reviews make me wanna buy the album and BOOGIE.

His books read that way, too. On purpose.

When he posts on boards, people have a hard time deciding: Is it really Siratori, or is it a spambot?

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 2:57 pm

Sheikh Gomelez wrote:
Broken Kid wrote:
Sheikh Gomelez wrote: Your prose is certainly more lucid than Kenji Siratori's...

Lucidity is overrated. I plan on developing my own style out of pure obscurity and dirty words!
If lucid prose isn't your thing, Siratori's your man.

To quote from an Amazon.com review he posted of a CD:

"Otto Von Schirach's acidHUMANIX infectious disease archive of the biocapturism nerve cells to the body encoder of the ultra machinary tragedy-ROM creature system that was debugged the technojunkies' nightmare-script of a clone boy reptilian HUB. Maxipad Detention turns on the feeling replicant living body junk of Otto Von Schirach's digital vamp cold-blooded disease animals to the insanity medium of the hyperreal HIV scanners DNA channel of the corpse city ill-treatment. Otto Von Schirach's brain universe of the hybrid corpse mechanism gene-dub of a chemical anthropoid to the terror abolition world-codemaniacs that was processed the data mutant of the drug fetus of the trash sense guerrilla." - Kenji Siratori, author of Blood Electric
I dunno about you, but that reviews make me wanna buy the album and BOOGIE.

His books read that way, too. On purpose.

When he posts on boards, people have a hard time deciding: Is it really Siratori, or is it a spambot?

Data mutant of the drug fetus of the trash sense guerrilla? You don't say.

Post by **Broken Kid** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 2:59 pm

Sheikh Gomelez wrote:When he posts on boards, people have a hard time deciding: Is it really Siratori, or is it a spambot?

*shrugs* Makes sense to me. It's about a boy and his dog. Kinda sweet, actually.

Sheikh Gomelez · Post by **Sheikh Gomelez** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 3:01 pm

Broken Kid wrote:
Sheikh Gomelez wrote:When he posts on boards, people have a hard time deciding: Is it really Siratori, or is it a spambot?
*shrugs* Makes sense to me. It's about a boy and his dog. Kinda sweet, actually.

"Give him his dope, Johnny."

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 3:03 pm

My little brain cannot compute this turn of conversation in the thread.