Jonas' emo-mail 06/13/07

ApotheosisAZ · Post by **ApotheosisAZ** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 3:23 am

Jonas sent this e-mail message.

There were three people who received the message: Taylor, Sarah, and Daniel. All three responded in character.

Both Taylor and Sarah knew when they read the message that the other had also received it. Taylor even makes a point of mentioning the fact here.

Daniel got his copy sent by BCC, which most of you know means that neither Taylor or Sarah knew he had been sent a copy.

Yet Daniel almost immediately came forward and revealed that he had received a blind copy here.

Then, after already having read Daniel's post, Sarah points it out again herself here.

Was Jonas testing Daniel to see if he would reveal his receipt of the message? That's about all I can make out of it.

kallekelly · Post by **kallekelly** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 10:43 am

I think there's more to the message, too. Here's what I posted on the comment board.

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Does anyone else think Jonas’s email might have been code for something?
According to the forum, he went out to chop wood last night after sending that email. I’ve got a strange feeling that Jonas took off to do something about the situation by himself.
ApothosisAZ makes a good point here:(link to this page)
Jonas sends an email. Sarah, Taylor and Daniel all recieve it. ALL THREE show up on the forum at the same time to discuss it. How often are that many characters online? Especially to discuss an email of no importance? Also, doesn’t anyone else find it strange that there are so many spelling mistakes when characters in the Breeniverse tend to have very good spelling and grammar for emails and blogs? Look at Jonas’s recent in-character chat (link to chat transcript) - nearly perfect spelling! It is worth noting that he used no capital letters, though.
I think the Creators are saying “LOOK AT THIS!!! LOOK AT THIS!!!”
What could it all mean? I have no idea. Here’s the email, and a list of all the misspellings and weird grammar I found.

i’m sure you’ve seen sarah’s latest v-blog. just between you and I, what’s your sister’s problem? i mean, there was no other point of doing that other than to hurt me. right? this whole thing with bree sucks. and sarah seems to be getting some freaky pleasure out of making fun of me right now. i’m pissed! who the hell wouldn’t be? the way sarah slams me and what I’m going through is totally callous. oh, sorry, let me define “callous” for anyone who might be reading this (like sarah) who’s command of the english language seems to be limited to “do you wanna?”. “callous” can mean two different things - both are pretty good synonyms for “sarah”.
1. having calluses; toughened: like callous skin on the elbow.
(check you elbows, taylor, it may run in the family)
or
2. emotionally hardened; unfeeling
(again, be careful, taylor, it may be genetic)

and what’s up with her telling everyone bree was my first time? what’s your sister’s problem? i think sarah’s nutz. i think she has some serious mental health issues that she’s never dealt with and this is how she cops her bad feelings about herselfff.

i would really appreciate it if from now one would you use please a little sensinavity when sharing information about me, daniel, bree and even your sister. it seems like your sister won’t ever know any better, so I ‘m sending this to you, hoping you’ll learn from her mistake. none of us should even have to deal with this crap. we should all be concentrating on finding Bree and dealing with the order. you incorrectly thinking that you can triangulate cell phone towers in the middle of the woods isn’t helping. i don’t appreciate wild goose chases.

oh, pne last thing: DO NOT POST THIS! this is for your eyes only. i don’t want to make this any bigger than it already is.

thanks,

J

SPELLING AND GRAMMAR MISTAKES:
who’s = whose
wanna = want to (?)
calluses = callouses
nutz = nuts
cops = copes with
herselfff = herself
one = on
would you use please = would you please use
sensinativity = sensitivity
pne = one

There are only two capital letters in the entire thing (besides the caps lock sentence DO NOT POST THIS)- ‘I’ in ‘between you and I’, and ‘J’ as his signature (seems a little Tachyon-esque to me… hmm…)

Anybody have a clue what all of this means???

/really, really long boring comment

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More mistakes:
between you and I = between you and me
…with bree sucks. and sarah… = …with bree sucks. sarah…
check you elbows = check your elbows

Elizabeth · Post by **Elizabeth** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 11:53 am

I was just thinking the same thing Kelly. Secret message encoded in a rant? Totally up LG alley. I'm looking into it right now.

girlnextdoor · Post by **girlnextdoor** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 11:54 am

It does seem pretty suspicious...

kgurl84 · Post by **kgurl84** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 12:09 pm

It does seem weird but as far as all the spelling, I don't think it's anything more than him being so emotionally distraught that all spelling goes out the window!!

It just may be used as a distraction so that Jonas could slip away and go after Bree on his own...

kallekelly · Post by **kallekelly** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 12:13 pm

Here's a PM I recieved from chippercat, if it helps:
I used the anagram program again. If you take all the words that were incorrectly
spelled or improper grammer (I excluded calluses and wanna) we have:

and whos you nutz cops herselfff one sensinavity one.

Words that stood out when anagrammed were:

search, woodpile, hunt, fun, tonite, have, you

leaving

n s n s f f s n s a y o n

from this there is possibly:

off or nosy or fans or any or say or on

or the remaining N S N S S N S N could be directional (north, south?)

with ffayo remaining… but I have no freaking clue what the hell that could
possibly mean, lol!

However if I were to put callus and wanna back in we could make the word:

awful, swallow , false …

I’m gonna keep looking…

Just saw y’all thought it might be a puzzle… thought I’d put in my two cents.

Julie

kellylen · Post by **kellylen** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 12:14 pm

ohh i like the what stands out when anagrammed bit that may be important

girlnextdoor · Post by **girlnextdoor** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 12:15 pm

Hmm woodpile's quite interesting... Didn't Jonas go off to chop wood after sending the email? And hunt, tonite...

Very strange.

chippercat · Post by **chippercat** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 12:25 pm

thanks for quoting my PM kallekelly... I thought the word WOODPILE made this seem like more than just a coincidence. I am still searching for something I might have missed that could make this a complete phrase.

You guys, let me know if anyone else finds anything...

I'm gonna be a little miffed if this was just a coincidence.

impulse · Post by **impulse** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 12:37 pm

I couldn't find anything. On a side note: it wouldn't make any sense for Jonas to send a coded message to Taylor. But what exactly does make sense in the Breeniverse?

kallekelly · Post by **kallekelly** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 12:41 pm

impulse:
That's one of my thoughts, too. It doesn't make much sense. But the circumstances seem too fishy to me to just be random.
Here's another thing that may be worth mentioning- the things that Taylor highlighted in her video:
-"just between you and I"
-"And Sarah seems to be getting some freaky pleasure out of making fun of me right now."
-definition of 'callous'
-"And what's up with her telling everyone Bree was my first time?"
-Asking "What's your sister's problem?" twice

garnet · Post by **garnet** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 1:49 pm

I like the idea of a coded message, and I can see Jonas sending one to Taylor -- that make sense. But why would he feel the need to send a coded message to Daniel and Sarah? That's just weird.

Daniel is a notoriously poor speller. Any chance he did this himself???

*Ducks in anticipation of beating from DB lovers*

JustAnotherLonelyGirl. · Thu Jun 14, 2007 1:51 pm

I think there is something to it also. I noticed all the spelling errors right away. Although, I actually thought it might mean he had been drinking.

But it might be a code too.

Hannahbee · Post by **Hannahbee** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 2:16 pm

that was my first thought, too, JALG... and even though i'd really like this to be a code, i feel like if it is, it's really poorly done on jonas' or the creators' part, just because it's kind of... TOO hidden. but those anagrams DID seem interestingly relevant to the situation.

ApotheosisAZ · Post by **ApotheosisAZ** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 2:26 pm

impulse wrote:I couldn't find anything. On a side note: it wouldn't make any sense for Jonas to send a coded message to Taylor. But what exactly does make sense in the Breeniverse?

Well, I can see him sending a coded message to Taylor, but not to Daniel and Sarah. He is right there with them.

If Jonas had reason to believe that the conversations at the cabin are being overheard, then he might've use text instead.

I really didn't find anything hidden message either. I just thought it was odd the way in which Jonas BCC'd the message to Daniel.

Jonas has had very few posts here; many of them have contained errors in spelling, grammar, and capitalization.