Owen is Missing!!!

Post by **Broken Kid** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 8:34 am

In the latest video, "Daniel be Careful," there's one noticeable absense: Owen is nowhere to be found! Note that you can see him on the bed (or elsewhere) in pretty much every single video that takes place in Bree's room. But where is he now?

I posted a theory in the video section that he knows too much about the religion (after all, he was telling Bree about Denderah, and we know he helped her learn Enochian). The group came in when Bree was in the bathroom and stole Owen! Now it's up to Bree and Daniel to save Owen from Lucy!

Now the real story begins!!!

Jesus · Post by **Jesus** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 10:31 am

Maybe he went for a swim or maybe shes holding him for comfort or he's on that thing she put up..the one that looked like thor was flying on a hang glider or sumfin..maybe it was his turn to get on the hang glider..or he got dirty n she decided to wash him cos hes bree's fav doll so any dirt on it gets washed straight away

rachelalexis · Post by **rachelalexis** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 12:18 pm

Ssssssh, I think BK might shed a tear or two if he envisions Owen in the dryer.

Post by **Broken Kid** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 12:21 pm

rachelalexis wrote:Ssssssh, I think BK might shed a tear or two if he envisions Owen in the dryer.

No one wants him to shrink! Or lose his cuddly goodness! But I'm afraid more nefarious plottings are afoot! I'm off to investigate!

Sheikh Gomelez · Post by **Sheikh Gomelez** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 12:51 pm

Broken Kid wrote:
rachelalexis wrote:Ssssssh, I think BK might shed a tear or two if he envisions Owen in the dryer.
No one wants him to shrink! Or lose his cuddly goodness! But I'm afraid more nefarious plottings are afoot! I'm off to investigate!

It's part of the ARG. We'll soon be receiving cryptic messages from the Creators:

owen is sleeping

owen survived the triassic

owen is working

owen makes soup

rachelalexis · Post by **rachelalexis** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 12:52 pm

Oh lord, I think I just ruptured my spleen laughing. And I don't even know where my spleen IS!

Post by **Broken Kid** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 12:57 pm

Sheikh Gomelez wrote:It's part of the ARG. We'll soon be receiving cryptic messages from the Creators:

owen is sleeping

owen survived the triassic

owen is working

owen makes soup

Ha! I like the 2nd one especially!

For a long time, my sig was oweniswatching. That was before there were half a billion "breeiswatching" "frankiswaking" "cassieispooping" spin-offs out there. I wanted to make a cassie-like oweniswatching video, but I don't have the equipment or know-how.

Sheikh Gomelez · Post by **Sheikh Gomelez** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 1:04 pm

Broken Kid wrote:
Sheikh Gomelez wrote:It's part of the ARG. We'll soon be receiving cryptic messages from the Creators:

owen is sleeping

owen survived the triassic

owen is working

owen makes soup
Ha! I like the 2nd one especially!

For a long time, my sig was oweniswatching. That was before there were half a billion "breeiswatching" "frankiswaking" "cassieispooping" spin-offs out there. I wanted to make a cassie-like oweniswatching video, but I don't have the equipment or know-how.

I noticed the sig back then. I kept hoping for creepy videos with backmasked vocals and disturbing subliminal images, possibly stills, of captive breeding on turtle farms... Leonard Cohen singing, "Stick another turtle on the fire/ Guys like me are mad for turtle meat ..."

Then a whispered (and vaguely reptilian) "Come and get it."

rachelalexis · Post by **rachelalexis** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 1:26 pm

What constitutes a vaguely reptilian whisper?!

Sheikh Gomelez · Post by **Sheikh Gomelez** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 1:34 pm

rachelalexis wrote:What constitutes a vaguely reptilian whisper?!

Some hissing, the sound of serrated ridges cutting into a carrot... and softly-spoken words at the same time.

Lots of sibilant consonants.

Somehow, I imagine Owen sounds like that.

Flautapantera · Post by **Flautapantera** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 5:27 pm

Sheikh Gomelez wrote:
rachelalexis wrote:What constitutes a vaguely reptilian whisper?!
Some hissing, the sound of serrated ridges cutting into a carrot... and softly-spoken words at the same time.

Lots of sibilant consonants.

Somehow, I imagine Owen sounds like that.

Oh wow. That's hot.

Jesus wrote:Maybe he went for a swim or maybe shes holding him for comfort or he's on that thing she put up..the one that looked like thor was flying on a hang glider or sumfin..maybe it was his turn to get on the hang glider..or he got dirty n she decided to wash him cos hes bree's fav doll so any dirt on it gets washed straight away

"He got dirty"?

Post by **Broken Kid** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 5:42 pm

Flautapantera wrote:"He got dirty"?

Wow...we've corrupted you so bad you're even finding things to take wrong on the Owen threads! yay!

Flautapantera · Post by **Flautapantera** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 6:12 pm

Broken Kid wrote:
Flautapantera wrote:"He got dirty"?
Wow...we've corrupted you so bad you're even finding things to take wrong on the Owen threads! yay!

I'm going to borrow this one from Rae:

ROWR.

rachelalexis · Post by **rachelalexis** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 11:05 pm

Flautapantera wrote:
Broken Kid wrote:
Flautapantera wrote:"He got dirty"?
Wow...we've corrupted you so bad you're even finding things to take wrong on the Owen threads! yay!
I'm going to borrow this one from Rae:

ROWR.

Ahem. The correct pronunciation is RAWR

Flautapantera · Post by **Flautapantera** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 7:12 am

rachelalexis wrote:
Flautapantera wrote:
Broken Kid wrote: Wow...we've corrupted you so bad you're even finding things to take wrong on the Owen threads! yay!
I'm going to borrow this one from Rae:

ROWR.
Ahem. The correct pronunciation is RAWR

Sorry. It's the accent, er, lack thereof.