Evan's Resturaunt - Where everything is $3.00!

[Evan]

Menu

Breakfast
Pancake Delight: 3 Pancakes with hash browns and sausage/bacon. Pancakes come in Chocolate Chip, Blueberry, or Plain. Served with homemade maple syrup.
Eggs & Bacon: The classic american breakfast, 2 eggs served as you please with 6 strips of bacon.
The 1 of everything Platter: Ever wanted to try it all? 1 pancake, 1 egg, 1 bacon strip, 1 sausage link, and 1 order of hash browns.

Lunch
All lunch orders come with soup and an order of fries.
All burgers come with your choice of 2 or less sauces.
Patty Melt: A patty melt made fresh on your choiceof wheat or rye.
Chicken Parmesan Sandwhich: Chicken Parmesan melted onto your choice of bread.
Deluxe Burger: A burger with all the works to fill up your stomach. Includes onions, tomatoes, peppers, and cheese.
Plain Cheeseburger: A classic cheeseburger for your eating pleasure.
Plain Hamburger: What more is there to say?

Dinner
All Dinners Served with your choice of 2 sides.
The Cod Catch: A piece of fresh cod grilled to perfection and ready for you to eat.
The Fish Platter: 1 strip of cod, 1 strip of haddock, and 1 strip of salmon.
Steak Steak cooked to your specifications marinated in our house sauce.
"Pig" out! Roast pig served with a selection of sauces.
Chicken Parmesan Chicken Parmesan served with a chunky sauce over angel hair noodles.

Sides
Baked Potato
Mashed Potatoes
Ceaser Salad
Fries
Onion Rings
Chicken Noodle Soup
Clam Chowder

Beverages
Coke Products
Root Beer
Milk
Chocolate Milk
Iced Tea
Coffee
Cappichino
Water (Free)

Desserts
Ice Cream Sundae: Serverd with your choice of toppings.
Chocolate Cake: Need I say more?
Pie By The Slice: 1 slice of blueberry, cherry, apple, or raspberry pie.

Please be sure to order all of your food at the same time and to let us know when you are fnished eating so we can get you your check. If your check is not paid you will not be able to eat here again. We always appreciate feedback!

Now Hiring!
We are looking for experienced waiters and waitresses. Please PM Evan with this application filled out. Looking for 5 Servers.

Name:
Previous Jobs:
Education:
Gender:

[colbertnationgirl]

You're making me hungry.

[Evan]

Then order something

[Marbella]

I'll have the steak, Evan. YUM!

[Evan]

What sides and would you like anything to drink?

[mindinflight]

I'll have the steak and a chicken parmesan, side of caesar salad and some mashed potatos!

What? I've got a big appetite.

I think you should look into obtaining a liquor license, 'cause I could really go for a peach margarita!

[colbertnationgirl]

Then order something

I'll have the chicken parmesan, a baked potato, ceasar salad, and a glass of water, please.

[Evan]

Ok I'll put those orders in, and we are getting the license next month

[Evan]

Ok mam, here is your chicken parmesan, a baked potato, ceasar salad, and a glass of water. And your reciept, your total comes to $3.00.

[ghost_of_kenny]

Got anything good for dead people?

[Evan]

and for mindinflight here is your steak and chicken parmesan, side of caesar salad and some mashed potatos.
Your total is $6.00.

And for ghost of kenny we have a free exorcism.

[ghost_of_kenny]

But I'm not haunting anyone! Just let me RIP. I promise I won't scare any of the customers away.

[Evan]

THE POWER OF CHRIST INFUSES YOU!

[ghost_of_kenny]

Yeah, see, that doesn't work in the real world. The truth is you can't really get rid of ghosts. We just realize we aren't wanted and hide. It can be very lonely being dead. You thought I was "lonelyelendi" before?

[Evan]

OK. Closing time. Those of you who have gotten their checks have until 12:00 PM EST tomorrow to pay it.