[Archive III] Daniel, ma belle

Chelseyrl · Post by **Chelseyrl** » Fri May 25, 2007 12:15 am

OMG those Circus Peanuts look really good...

Cloud_ax · Post by **Cloud_ax** » Fri May 25, 2007 12:17 am

Chelseyrl wrote:OMG those Circus Peanuts look really good...

how many do you have left?

Chelseyrl · Post by **Chelseyrl** » Fri May 25, 2007 12:20 am

A huge ass bag. It was on the clearance rack at my work for like 1$

And I had never had one and wanted to try it.

Cloud_ax · Post by **Cloud_ax** » Fri May 25, 2007 12:21 am

Chelseyrl wrote:A huge ass bag. It was on the clearance rack at my work for like 1$

And I had never had one and wanted to try it.

a huge ass bag for only a $1? good deal.

Chelseyrl · Post by **Chelseyrl** » Fri May 25, 2007 12:22 am

Flash Light
Now, I lay me down to sleep
Ooh, I just can't find a beat
Flash light (ohh, I will never dance)
Flash light (x3)

Ha-da-da-dee-da-ha-da-ha-da-da-da

Oh, it's no use

Flash light
Red light
Neon light
Ooh, stop light

Now I lay me down to sleep
I guess I'll go count the sheep
Oh, but I will never dance

(Oh, don't make me do it)
(Dance, sucker ooh-ha-ha)
(Oww, Get him)

Most of all he needs the funk (shine it)
Help him find the funk (ha, funk it)
Most of all he needs the funk
Help him find the funk (get him)
Most of all he needs the funk (I know we can get him)
Help him find the funk (ho)
Most of all he needs the funk (ha, don't)
Help him find the funk (I know you will Dance, sucker)
Most of all he needs the funk (shine the spotlight on him)
Help him find the funk (oh funk me)

Ha-da-da-dee-da-ha-da-ha-da-da-da
(Dance, Nose You know you on my funk street)
Oh, funk me
Ha da da dee da hada hada da da (get on down
Nose I like it Dance, then)

Flash light
Flash light (oh-ho-ho)
Spot light
Neon light (neon light)
Street light (street light)

Oh-ho, ha-ha

Everybody's got a little light under the sun

Shinin' on the funk [x2]

Most of all he need the funk
Help him find the funk

Most of all he need the funk
(Ha-da-da-dee-da-hada-hada-da-da)
Help him find the funk
[3x]

Ha-da-da-dee-da-ha-da-ha-da-da-da
Oh
Flash light (flash light, flash light) [2x]
Flash light (oh, flash light) [2x]
Spot light (spot light)
Neon light (ooooh, neon light)
Flash light (ooh, flash light ho)
Stop light (stop light)

Now I lay me down to sleep
I guess I'll go count the sheep
Ha-da-da-dee-da-ha-da-ha-da-da-da (oh)
Shake your funk (Ha-da-da-dee-da-ha-da-ha-da-da-da)
Shake your funk (Ha-da-da-dee-da-ha-da-ha-da-da-da)
Shake your rump (Ha-da--da-dee-da-ha-da-ha-da-da-da) (ho)
I think I found the funk

Flash light (flash light)
Day light (day light)
Spot light (spot light)
Red light (ohhh-hooo, red light)

Everybody's got a little light under the sun

Ha-da-da-dee-da-ha-da-ha-da-da-da [7x]

Everybody's got a little light under the sun
Under the sun [9x]

Sim7lizard · Post by **Sim7lizard** » Fri May 25, 2007 12:24 am

Chelseyrl wrote:
Sim7lizard wrote:Anyway commercial icing is cow grease mixed with powdered sugar
Well what is Cow Grease exactly?

Sorry I meant pork grease...

Lard...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lard

Chelseyrl · Post by **Chelseyrl** » Fri May 25, 2007 12:29 am

Wikipedia wrote:Non-cooking usages

Crisco has properties that allow for many uses beyond its intended purpose of cooking.

As a household utility product [5] it has been found to have many alternative uses, including:

* Removal of tar and lipstick from clothing.
* Removal of ink, grease and dirt from surfaces and hands.
* Revitalizing the surfaces of wooden utensils such as bowls and cutting boards.
* Shedding water and snow from weather gear such as galoshes and snow shovels.
* Preventing diaper rash.
* As a makeup base.

In addition to wood utensils, Crisco can be used for seasoning cast-iron skillets. [6][7]

Historical battle re-enactors sometimes use Crisco as a lubricating agent for musket balls, to retard the effects of black powder residue. [8]

As a sexual lubricant, it is long-lasting, cheap, and does not exude a strong odor. However, as with some other non-water-soluable lubricants such as Vaseline, it cannot be used with latex, i.e. condoms. It is used by certain parts of the male gay community in North America and Europe.[1] Fittingly, the nickname "Crisco" has long been used to describe someone who is "fat in the can".

Sweet Jesus.

Cloud_ax · Post by **Cloud_ax** » Fri May 25, 2007 12:29 am

I missed you so much
That I begged you to fly and see me
You must've broke down
Coz you finally said that you would
But now that you're here
I just feel like I'm constantly dreaming

Coz something's gotta go wrong
Coz I'm feelin' way too damn good

For 48 hours I don't think that we left my hotel room
Should show you the sights
Coz I'm sure that I said that I would
We gotta make love just one last time in the shower

Well something's gotta go wrong
Coz I'm feelin' way too damn good

And it's like, every time I turn around
I fall in love and find my heart face down and
Where it lands is where it should
This time it's like
The two of us should probably start to fight
Coz something's gotta go wrong
Coz I'm feeling way too damn good, oh
Feelin' way too damn good

Sim7lizard · Post by **Sim7lizard** » Fri May 25, 2007 12:30 am

Chelseyrl wrote:
Wikipedia wrote:Non-cooking usages

Crisco has properties that allow for many uses beyond its intended purpose of cooking.

As a household utility product [5] it has been found to have many alternative uses, including:

* Removal of tar and lipstick from clothing.
* Removal of ink, grease and dirt from surfaces and hands.
* Revitalizing the surfaces of wooden utensils such as bowls and cutting boards.
* Shedding water and snow from weather gear such as galoshes and snow shovels.
* Preventing diaper rash.
* As a makeup base.

In addition to wood utensils, Crisco can be used for seasoning cast-iron skillets. [6][7]

Historical battle re-enactors sometimes use Crisco as a lubricating agent for musket balls, to retard the effects of black powder residue. [8]

As a sexual lubricant, it is long-lasting, cheap, and does not exude a strong odor. However, as with some other non-water-soluable lubricants such as Vaseline, it cannot be used with latex, i.e. condoms. It is used by certain parts of the male gay community in North America and Europe.[1] Fittingly, the nickname "Crisco" has long been used to describe someone who is "fat in the can".
Sweet Jesus.

WTF!!!!

Cloud_ax · Post by **Cloud_ax** » Fri May 25, 2007 12:30 am

Chelseyrl wrote:
Wikipedia wrote:Non-cooking usages

Crisco has properties that allow for many uses beyond its intended purpose of cooking.

As a household utility product [5] it has been found to have many alternative uses, including:

* Removal of tar and lipstick from clothing.
* Removal of ink, grease and dirt from surfaces and hands.
* Revitalizing the surfaces of wooden utensils such as bowls and cutting boards.
* Shedding water and snow from weather gear such as galoshes and snow shovels.
* Preventing diaper rash.
* As a makeup base.

In addition to wood utensils, Crisco can be used for seasoning cast-iron skillets. [6][7]

Historical battle re-enactors sometimes use Crisco as a lubricating agent for musket balls, to retard the effects of black powder residue. [8]

As a sexual lubricant, it is long-lasting, cheap, and does not exude a strong odor. However, as with some other non-water-soluable lubricants such as Vaseline, it cannot be used with latex, i.e. condoms. It is used by certain parts of the male gay community in North America and Europe.[1] Fittingly, the nickname "Crisco" has long been used to describe someone who is "fat in the can".
Sweet Jesus.

Chelseyrl · Post by **Chelseyrl** » Fri May 25, 2007 12:33 am

Okay, if you're too damn cheap to go buy some damn lubricant and wanna use Crisco, than you shouldn't be having sex. Seriously.

kellylen · Post by **kellylen** » Fri May 25, 2007 12:33 am

D:

where did all the pages gooooooooooooo

and my eyes hurt. im so tired

and i made a fool of myself on the radio last night

Cloud_ax · Post by **Cloud_ax** » Fri May 25, 2007 12:33 am

Chelseyrl wrote:Okay, if you're too damn cheap to go buy some damn lubricant and wanna use Crisco, than you shouldn't be having sex. Seriously.

i agree.

Chelseyrl · Post by **Chelseyrl** » Fri May 25, 2007 12:34 am

kellylen wrote:D:

where did all the pages gooooooooooooo

and my eyes hurt. im so tired

and i made a fool of myself on the radio last night

At least you didn't become a subject of discussion.

kellylen · Post by **kellylen** » Fri May 25, 2007 12:34 am

yeah but sex with dolphins?

i sound like a sick perv