Best of 'Daniel, Ma Belle'

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Juli tries to claim Jonas:

Not shock. Just puke.

(You insulted Jonas earlier, that was my way of insulting Daniel... even though I really don't have any hate towards him. )

OK, fair enough. Can I have Jonas too?

HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NO.

WTF JULI!?!?!?! YOU CAN'T HAVE JONAS!!!!!!!!!!!

I will retract my last technical foul if you take back the whole Jonas thing.

WTF JULI!?!?!?! YOU CAN'T HAVE JONAS!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, I see. Now you're going to get into this too?

*Whips Jonas' ass, who enjoys it immensely*:smt079

I refuse to resort to any form of violence, though I do admit that I would rather have Jonas all to myself.

*Pulls Jonas out*

Uh uh Juli! NO NO NO!!!! Leave him alone. This is Daniel Beast cat fight.

Don't worry, you don't get a technical foul. Just back off of Jonas, don't talk about this Yousef thing...person... animal... whatever it is and I will take away that last TF.

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You know, I'll just take a break while you guys fight over Jonas.

Consid: Hey big man.
Daniel: Finally we've got a moment. That closet okay?
Consid: Let's go.

*Walks back into room, brushes back sex hair, takes popcorn*
Okay, what have I missed?

You know, I'll just take a break while you guys fight over Jonas.

Consid: Hey big man.
Daniel: Finally we've got a moment. That closet okay?
Consid: Let's go.

Oh, do you mean the closet with your dirty smelly clothes you've collected for the last year. DB would never go in there...liar.

Daniel: Oh, baby that was the best. I barely survived that.

Juli: There's more comin', big boy.

[consideration]

Hey everyone:
I love you.

That is the answer.

Don't go to sleep, bitch.

[consideration]

There's not enough violence.



Consid: OOOHHHH! Damn...Daniel...
Daniel: Yeah, baby, I know you like it.

C'mon bitches! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

Consideration, after ass has been throughly beaten, creeping across the floor:smt100

AUGH where did fighting come from???

[consideration]

Turns attention to The Beast.

Daniel: OOOOOHHHHHHH, ooohhhh, Ohhhhhh
Juli: That was a good one, baby, I can tell.

Guysssss we have to get to 30 pages tonight.
But then, I gots to go to bed.

Daniel: With me?
Consid: Of course.

OK, I have to give credit where credit is due. This was a good one.

*Goes back to beating considdy the shreds*

Considdy after good whuppin':

*calls ambulance to come and takeConsiddy's half-dead body to the emergency room*

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The Death Round begins

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


WE NOW ARE IN THE DEATH ROUND....



uhhLET'S GET READY TO RUUUUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!!!!!!


*DING DING DING*

Juli's body is literally ripped in half. Call the medics.

[consideration]

The Fight for the Winner:

I will make my announcement as to who the winner is on page 31.

FIGHT LADIES FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!

WHAT?!?!?!

Oh, no, you didn't.









*dumps considdy in dumpster*

WTF IS WITH THIS NICE SHIT? FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

*kicks Considdy in the throat, causing her to be unable to breathe, she falls on the floor in a writhing heap*

*kicks her in the face*

Take that, bitch.

GUNS!!!

*Pokes Juli's eyes out*
Try to see now!

Omg, these smileys are so hard to do!!!

DEMONS!!!

*Pant pant*
Daniel, I love you.

*Breaks Juli's femurs*

Ahhhhhhhhh, glad I got that off my chest.

*lies down beside Daniel, who begins back rub*

MORTAL KOMBAAAATTT!!!



Haha! You'll never get all that puke off you!

What a tremendous day we have had ladies and gentleman. Today, two women fought over the beloved Danielbeast, for 30 pages. It was a long, tedious fight. Very amusing as well. Who could forget all the naughty, sexual things said as the women were fighting? I know I can't! HA HA HAaaaaa.... But at any rate... we do have a winner.

Is it Consideration?
or
Is it Longlostposter?


*Smoke rises and a hooded figure comes out; the winner.*

Daniel's Puppy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[consideration]

The Aftermath:

Congrats to all the fighters! You guys are great. Thanks

Thank you, Aithne.

*wraps finger with ice pack*

Today has been the greatest forum day of my life thus far. I love you guys.
But now, I must retire. I'm about to pass out on my keyboard.
Much love you guys!

Good night, Considdy. sleep well.

HEY! I AM THE REF! I MAKE THE FINAL DECISION! DANIEL'S PUPPY IS THE FUCKING WINNER!

googl amount of guns.

Shyeah... dass right.
I told you not to mess with the ref.


_DECISION HAS BEEN MADE AND IS FINAL_

Yes, ma'am.

*salutes*

this was scarry and i think i wet myself a few times

LMAO @ virtual ass-kicking.

I wish I could copy this whole thread and save it for a rainy day. It's priceless.

[consideration]

NOTE: NARRATION ENDS HERE

[consideration]

What can Daniel say when he sees this...other then

this

This thread should go down in time as the greatest thread ever created.

I think it had a great twist at the end, personally

[consideration]

Daniel, again I would like to extend my utmost sympathies, for these fine ladies just don't seem to know how to conrol themselves. I think they've all gone absolutely mad.

[consideration]

Wow, that wasn't pretty, Aithne.

Story of my life. I laugh hysterically and the room gets quiet with everybody looking around awkwardly, which makes me laugh even more etc...

Holy cow...I would so love that. I'm jealous. The ability to shut people up is priceless.

[consideration]

*sniggles at the chickens*

Sniggle?

[consideration]

I tried reading that. I only got to like page 3 and was bored.

This has so many curveballs, it's fuckin' dandy.



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*not recommended by the Hymn of One.

[consideration]

*Points*


LOOK! It's DANIEL!

Daniel??

*Gets out silk sheets*

Come here baby, I want hard and I want it fast.

*Throws an Orange at Juli's head; she's knocked unconscious*


MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

Bitch please. I trained Tachy.