Best of 'Daniel, Ma Belle'

longlostposter · Post by **longlostposter** » Tue May 08, 2007 11:33 pm

consideration wrote:
colbertnationgirl wrote:
consideration wrote:*Shoots Kari with laser gun*
Daniel: You are so sexy when you do that, baby.
Consid: I know.
*Intense making out and other stuff I can't talk about on a PG13 board*
STOP STEALING MY LASER GUN!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't need your laser gun to take you out.
BAM BAM BAM!

longlostposter · Post by **longlostposter** » Tue May 08, 2007 11:39 pm

longlostposter wrote:
consideration wrote:
longlostposter wrote:Daniel: OMG, she's a pycho. She actually believes I told her she's the one for me.
Juli: Leave her alone. She needs help.
Daniel: I just lied to that crazy Juli to get her off my back. I love you, baby. Where are you going the rest of your life?
Consid: Ohhh Daniel!
Daniel: Will you marry me?
Consid: YES!!
*Daniel puts Cracker Jack box ring on Consideration's hand*
Daniel: You didn't take that seriously, did you? laughs out loud

longlostposter · Post by **longlostposter** » Tue May 08, 2007 11:43 pm

longlostposter wrote:
consideration wrote:
longlostposter wrote:Damn, Consideration, no wonder Daniel feigns love for you...look at the artillery!
That isn't even HALF of it.
*sigh*
Poor Considdy. Has to force a man at gunpoint to have anything to do with her psycho ass.

longlostposter · Post by **longlostposter** » Tue May 08, 2007 11:52 pm

longlostposter wrote:
consideration wrote:
longlostposter wrote:So? Daniel ate me. *smiles*
Since when am I Daniel?

OH GOD I JUST GOT IT!
horrible horrible horrible[
Can we take a short break? I have to be off but I'll be back soon!
OK. But while you're gone, Daniel and I will be busy.

longlostposter · Post by **longlostposter** » Tue May 08, 2007 11:55 pm

At this point, Chelsey steps in as referee.

Chelseyrl wrote: $\:D/$ Sorry folks! We are actually going to be taking a little intermission. Please use the restrooms and get refreshments, because round three is going to be fucking great! $\:D/$

longlostposter · Post by **longlostposter** » Tue May 08, 2007 11:58 pm

And then...

consideration wrote:
Chelseyrl wrote:Ladiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies and Gentleman.....

In this corner, we have Juli wearing the Daniel kissing some chick av. In the other corner, we have Considdy wearing the Daniel boyish smile av.

Let's have a nice, dirty fight ladies.

DING DING DING!
*Sigh*
Juli needs to come back.

But while I'm waiting, it's time to build up an even MORE MASSIVE ARMY!

Daniel: Consideration, your army is so fucking hot. It turns me on.
Consid: Oh Daniel! DO ME NOW!

*"Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye begins to play*
*Lights dim*

longlostposter · Post by **longlostposter** » Wed May 09, 2007 12:06 am

It was then that Aithne decided to provide us with a colorful audience.

Cloud_ax wrote:
chelseyrl wrote:
consideration wrote:How the hell did this thread go from adaptations of Beatles lyrics to all out war?

I don't care! Daniel loves me! Don't you, baby?

Daniel: Hell yeah I do.
Clean fights are lame.

LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!!!!!!!!!!!
*dives under desk*

longlostposter · Post by **longlostposter** » Wed May 09, 2007 12:15 am

consideration wrote:
longlostposter wrote:
consideration wrote:Consid: WHAT did you just call her?!?
Daniel: Baby, you know I hate any pie.
Consid: Ohhh right...for a second there...
Daniel: Considdy, I love you and only you. Forever.
Consid: *edit*
Daniel: Wait, let me get the lube.
LMAO, you need lube, Consideration?

Daniel: Baby, ain't nothing artificial about you.
It's the tingly warm kind LOL!

longlostposter · Post by **longlostposter** » Wed May 09, 2007 12:28 am

consideration wrote:
longlostposter wrote:
Aithne wrote:The crowd goes wild at the onset of violence:

some Juli fans wait to see how she will retaliate:

I knew she's eventually go back to the hammers and such. She's just no competition for a real woman; hence the desperate move to violence.

*snuggles with Daniel*
Oh Juli, you keep forgetting that Daniel is with me. Right now, he's over in the shower. I can see him from here. I'm about to go join him.

Now...you. You down the hall wrapped around a plastic Ken doll. Puhlease.

longlostposter · Post by **longlostposter** » Wed May 09, 2007 12:31 am

consideration wrote:
longlostposter wrote:Ok, you want violence, you MFs?

Okkk heeeree we goooooo!!

VIOLENT SMILEY, I CHOOSE YOU!

longlostposter · Post by **longlostposter** » Wed May 09, 2007 12:44 am

consideration wrote:
longlostposter wrote:
consideration wrote:Juli, your psychiatrist just showed up. Apparently, you haven't been taking your pills.

Daniel: Hey Consid, I'm squeaky clean.
Consid: I'm verrrrry dirty.
*Takes advantage of Daniel*
*But he likes it*
*lol*
Daniel: Can I fluff your pillow for you my sweet?
Juli: Yes, and when you're done with that, could you massage my feet?
I believe in miracles!
Where you from, you sexy beast?
You sexy beast you!

Daniel: Time to hop aboard the D-Train!
Consid: So soon? Give me a breather, baby.
Daniel: *waits patiently*
Daniel: How about now?
Consid: Let's go!

longlostposter · Post by **longlostposter** » Wed May 09, 2007 12:54 am

Aithne wrote:
longlostposter wrote:
chelseyrl wrote:

Fucking audience throwing chickens.

Angel of death visits Consideration:

:smt038: smt038

:smt103

longlostposter · Post by **longlostposter** » Wed May 09, 2007 12:59 am

longlostposter wrote:
consideration wrote:
longlostposter wrote:

Throws chickens back at audience.

Announcer: Daniel...it's what's for dinner.
Comes in late and doesn't really understand all this chicken nonsense.

Do go to God, Consideration.

*smiles evil Oppy grin*

It was your time, you just got sent the wrong catcher, Consideration.

longlostposter · Post by **longlostposter** » Wed May 09, 2007 1:05 am

colbertnationgirl wrote:
consideration wrote:
Aithne wrote:The audience goes crazy at the chicken being tossed their way
Back to the beginning

Who started the war when I wasn't here?

AND QUIT STEALING MY LASER GUN!!!!!!!!

longlostposter · Post by **longlostposter** » Wed May 09, 2007 1:43 am

longlostposter wrote:
colbertnationgirl wrote:
Aithne wrote:...and the crowd goes wild (although they have mixed feelings about the result):
*whispers to Daniel* Daniel, don't tell them how we are together. I'll meet you later, ok?
Daniel told me that you and Kari chasing him around like two schoolgirls is what drove him to drinking.

He wants a real women, and you and Kari are going to have to accept that.

*hits Kari over head with laser gun*