my husband is gross

Killthesmiley · Post by **Killthesmiley** » Fri May 04, 2007 2:44 pm

haha

do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife/friend that has this one really disgusting gross...vomit inducing trate or body part or habit????

my husbands belly button is nasty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it stinks. its sweaty. and I swear if you stick your finger in it it is crusty. ugh its gross

betz28 · Post by **betz28** » Fri May 04, 2007 2:46 pm

ewwww...kelly...tell him he needs to wash his belly button

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Fri May 04, 2007 2:56 pm

My boyfriend takes off his socks and cracks his toes.

Sami · Post by **Sami** » Fri May 04, 2007 3:14 pm

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Fri May 04, 2007 3:31 pm

Yeah it's pretty vile.

kellylen · Post by **kellylen** » Fri May 04, 2007 3:44 pm

ewwwwwwwww all this is gross

i dont have a boyfriend but my roommate sits here and burps and smelly farts all day. and she smells and sits around in her underwear all day.

PolkadotConfederation · Fri May 04, 2007 3:47 pm

poor Kelly and her evil roommate....

betz28 · Post by **betz28** » Fri May 04, 2007 3:59 pm

kellylen wrote:ewwwwwwwww all this is gross

i dont have a boyfriend but my roommate sits here and burps and smelly farts all day. and she smells and sits around in her underwear all day.

that is funny! i used to have roommate that smelled! and she would steal my socks and wear them....it made me so mad...

why would someone steal socks....i mean come on! hehe

needless to say we only lived together for 6 months

kellylen · Post by **kellylen** » Fri May 04, 2007 4:57 pm

hahaha she stole your socks? lmao

im stuck with mine until tuesday then I don't need to see her ever again

right now we are having a music battle

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Fri May 04, 2007 5:37 pm

PolkadotConfederation wrote:poor Kelly and her evil roommate....

Now, now, let's be fair. I mean, how evil could she be? She sits in her underwear all day.

As for the other Kelly's husband's bellybutton, you need to tell yo' man that an extra couple of seconds with soap and a finger in the shower won't frigging kill him. And what the hell are you doing smelling his bellybutton anyway?

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Fri May 04, 2007 5:37 pm

AutoPilate wrote: And what the hell are you doing smelling his bellybutton anyway?

True dat!

RoseCrowley · Post by **RoseCrowley** » Fri May 04, 2007 6:51 pm

me and my boyfriend try to outfart eachother

rotf, then we blame it on the barking spiders....haha

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Fri May 04, 2007 6:53 pm

Outstanding! Be proud, don't blush: You're a rare breed, Rose.

Killthesmiley · Post by **Killthesmiley** » Fri May 04, 2007 7:35 pm

do you know how hard it is to kiss his entire body and turn him on by not touching is special area, without kissing near the region. the smell just kind of wofts into my nasal cavity

kellylen · Post by **kellylen** » Fri May 04, 2007 7:39 pm

Killthesmiley wrote:do you know how hard it is to kiss his entire body and turn him on by not touching is special area, without kissing near the region. the smell just kind of wofts into my nasal cavity

admit it. you stick your nose in his belly button