Frank: A Look Back - an IRC play!

[Hodabes]

<HOBAEDS> OMG IM SOOOO DRUNK
<HOBAEDS> LOLLYPOP
<HOBAEDS> I LIKE LOLLYPOPS
<HOBAEDS> RAWR IM A MANTELOPE
<HOBAEDS> EVERYONE WATCH ME
*** HOBAEDS has been kicked by HOBAEDS
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<Hodabes> Guys, I know what I have to do.
<Hodabes> The next time I have an urge to tell a joke, I'm going to fight it.
<Hodabes> I don't think they were ever really funny, anyway.
<Hodabes> They can be disruptive to the flow of conversation.
<Hodabes> I suggest you ignore jokes completely and let the humor die.
<Hodabes> If I should laugh, I know how to stop myself.
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<Hodabes_Mom> Hodabes is dead.
<Hodabes_Mom> He was never really funny.
<Hodabes_Mom> I'm going to donate his body to science.
<Hodabes_Mom> Toodles!
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<Hodabes> Oh hey guys. I'm just stopping by to tell you all about a great new way to win free iPods and other cool prizes just by referring your friends!

fin

[Wilkie]

"Hodabes_Mom: Toodles!"
"Hodabes: Hey guys, free iPods!"

Wilkie: *on floor* ... weeping ... speechlessly ... *gasp*

[Callawang]

frank could have taken some PMing lessons from you!

lolrotlfmonster

[DontHaveAClue]

Hilarious!

I vote to make it the official Frank's episode transcript!