You're being followed by and evil manipulitive cult?
Tuff..

Stop by and I'll make everything better.
We can eat cheese in front of a beach (none of the nasty ones in Canada, though. We'll go to Mexico and get legaly drunk. Well, you will atleast. I'll take advantage of you after hand). We can go out and smack a few tennis balls. *snicker*
I want your hat, actually.
I lied.
Gimme your hat.
It's all I'm really after.