Ode to P*Monkey

janesalteredstates · Post by **janesalteredstates** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 12:38 pm

Wherefore art thou P*Monkey?
Deny thy Breetards and refuse thy hand up your backside
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,
And I'll no longer be an OpHead.

Esteed · Post by **Esteed** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 7:12 am

There are more things in heaven and earth, P*Monkey,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

chershaytoute · Post by **chershaytoute** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 8:39 am

To P* or not to P*, that is the question...?

Luminous · Post by **Luminous** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 1:13 pm

chershaytoute wrote:To P* or not to P*, that is the question...?

"O P monkey, P monkey, wherefore art thou P monkey?"

consideration · Post by **consideration** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 6:23 pm

If we lonelycrackheads have offended
think of P*Monkey and all is mended.
Think that you saw P*Monkey here
while these flamings did appear
and this weak and idle thread
no more intelligent than Jonas's head.
Lurkers-do not reprehend
watch P*Monkey; he will mend.
And, as he is an honest chap,
he will always make you laugh.
Now to scape the hater's flame,
we'll bring P*Monkey into the game.
Without P*Monkey, we do fall
So goodnight unto you all!
Give Bree your comments if we be friends
and P*Monkey shall restore amends.

(Eh, not too great. Sorry if I offended Jonas fans. Just think of that purple monkey!)

tailortaru · Post by **tailortaru** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 5:53 pm

Hit Jonas upside the head with an anchor,
I still wouldn't think that you're a wanker. <3

iampenguin · Post by **iampenguin** » Tue May 29, 2007 11:51 pm

I shall never see any thing more lovely, than that of a monkey named p! For soft and plush, and a voice that is hush hush, you are the only money for me~!